My gut instinct tells me the era of slasher movies is undoubtedly dead when the practical effects guys take jobs like this. Freddy vs. Jason was bad... but it wasn't turn my fucking torso into a 3' tall penis fly trap bad.

Date: 11/03/15 | Views: 90533 | Category: Bizarre

You know you're in the golden age of porn when someone hires Tom Savini for a scene. Too bad the novelty of a 3rd hole wears off pretty quick when it's got the height-to-width ratio of a paper shredder.

Date: 01/20/15 | Views: 198208 | Category: Bizarre

It's all fun and games until you've had sexual intercourse with a pirate. Shit gets real when Captain Barbossa snaps off his prosthesis and makes a b-line for her v-hole... but there's no backing down here.

Date: 12/26/14 | Views: 120696 | Category: Bizarre

Everybody is born with a gift. Clearly his is having the Optimus Prime of genitalia. Watch in utter amazement as nothing more than a single-handed choke hold transforms his Oscar Mayer into a portobello mushroom.

Date: 11/09/14 | Views: 218971 | Category: Bizarre

Bro, you're supposed to fuck your girl, she's not supposed to fuck you. For real his chick is grabbing his ass having her way with it. WTF MAN!?

Date: 10/10/14 | Views: 129050 | Category: Bizarre

Some things black people love: #1 - Fitted Caps [w/ tags]. #2 - race riots. #3 - Jordan's and solid colored t-shirts. And finally, #4 thing black people love... Dry fucking everything.

Date: 09/30/14 | Views: 89364 | Category: Bizarre

I can only show you the way. You have to see it for yourself...

Date: 09/24/14 | Views: 173809 | Category: Bizarre

It's hard being a single mom, after the drug addicted father of her retarded son took off, she just doesn't have any time to herself. So when it comes to mommy getting her dick, she does it while keeping an eye on her little bundle of special.

Date: 09/22/14 | Views: 112990 | Category: Bizarre

Ohh, Never mind guys, it's cool, she found it. Just has to take it to the arm-cobbler just down the street past the tie-dyed demon houses next to the happiness factory. She'll be fine.

Date: 09/05/14 | Views: 125440 | Category: Bizarre

Some people really dig body-dis-morphia induced plastic surgery that goes for that "living blow up doll" look. I am not one of those people. To me this looks like a tragedy, like an experiment gone wrong and then turned side show act... Still fapped...FML.

Date: 08/27/14 | Views: 82853 | Category: Bizarre

Ever wondered what it would be like to go to a third world country to get freak show sized implants installed? Well there it is, looks like some beach balls in some empty flesh colored bags. These bad boys only costs like a million peso's aka like $500 american.

Date: 08/23/14 | Views: 87647 | Category: Bizarre

She's pretty cute right up until her orgasm. Her face and noises kill the majestic boner she had created just seconds earlier. Also, don't worry, it's cool guys, they checked her identification card and we're free to fap.

Date: 08/21/14 | Views: 260258 | Category: Bizarre

My gut instinct tells me this is about as probable as a Lou Diamond Phillips film getting theatrical distribution... but I do find her nervous moans and heavy breathing compelling. What do you think?

Date: 05/08/13 | Views: 439473 | Category: Bizarre

Good call on the medical grade latex gloves. Those wheelchair-bound, mentally incapacitated boys are notorious for their legions of sexual partners. You just dodged herpes, AIDS, maybe even breast cancer.

Date: 12/14/12 | Views: 372693 | Category: Bizarre

and check them titties. Looks like 2 grapefruits topped with disproportionate amounts of Nickelodeon Gak. And to think... those funbags probably set her back 7k, or in whore economics - roughly 47 rimjobs. Jeepers.

Date: 08/30/12 | Views: 163667 | Category: Bizarre

This is wrong. More wrong than the time I defecated a weeks worth of BK value meals into the VHS case of Honey, I Shrunk The Kids and slipped it down a Blockbuster drop-box. Actually no, that was hilarious.

Date: 04/10/12 | Views: 440481 | Category: Bizarre

Damn, and I thought a Tara Reid had a fucked up pair. The English vocabulary lacks proper adjectives to describe these tits so I'll leave you with an anology: 20% Maggie Gyllenhaal, 80% dairy cow.

Date: 06/09/11 | Views: 131607 | Category: Bizarre

Chick gets gangbanged after being encased in a box of cement, with holes left for each orifice. Pretty sure that's fake as fuck but bonus points for the novel idea.

Date: 08/30/10 | Views: 164169 | Category: Bizarre

Dude gets his dick sucked by a big titted tarantula from outer space. This is the hottest shit I've seen all week. Beastiality porn FTW.

Date: 08/07/10 | Views: 70817 | Category: Bizarre

Drop by Arbys and order the Beef N' Cheddar. Proceed by removing the premium roast beef and passing it through your paper shredder. Retrieve all remnants and carefully mold em together. Bingo! You now have a 1:1 replica of this woman's vagina. Class dismissed.

Date: 04/12/09 | Views: 128193 | Category: Bizarre