Asians

  • Before she was Famous

    Before she was Famous

    Notiously known for general lewdness and defiling every piece of porcelain Wendy's makes available to the it's customers, #delightfulhug is a chameleon of many colors. But today's adventure reminds us when it was safe to flush in public.

    Date: 07/19/19 Views: 192,658 Category: Asians

  • I Have Several Questions

    I Have Several Questions

    Pretty much the most sexually perplexing thing I've seen since CRAZYSHIT'S WTF SERIES. This is coming from a guy that's sat through over 47 volumes of SSBBW Ivy and Friends Videos. My voice matters today more than ever before.

    Date: 04/16/19 Views: 187,806 Category: Asians

  • 50 Guys? IN A ROW?!

    50 Guys? IN A ROW?!

    She's pretty hot. So hot I'd consider parting with my first-edition Lindsay Lohan love doll just for a fighting chance at being lost inside that Japanese bush fire. Yes, I'm talking about the rare pre "i snorted Tide Pods before it was cool" version.

    Date: 03/25/19 Views: 233,461 Category: Asians

  • This is what REAL Escorting Looks Like

    This is what REAL Escorting Looks Like

    She seems like a nice girl. The type that'd throw herself off a government building if you missed a text, or fuck the mailman if your Instagram post got 0 likes. But her enthusiasm? I've seen happier faces cleaning the toilets at Renaissance Fairs.

    Date: 11/03/18 Views: 268,207 Category: Asians

  • The $40.00 Teen

    The $40.00 Teen

    Flash a pair of Jacksons and all that "i'm waiting for marriage" talk disappears. That's what we want to see in our future: A confident girl that can beat the odds.

    Date: 10/23/18 Views: 240,774 Category: Asians

  • Legal in Hong Kong [UNCENSORED]

    Legal in Hong Kong [UNCENSORED]

    There's a pretty thin line between 'i only date girls with alcohol addiction' and being sodomized by Uncle Touch-a-Taint. Where that line actually is... I don't know. But I can tell you for sure, Bing Bing over here just leaped it.

    Date: 08/29/18 Views: 247,879 Category: Asians

  • Bad Way to Spend $200 in Thailand

    Bad Way to Spend $200 in Thailand

    Not since walking into a waffle house at 2 AM have I seen such disrespect for the lower half of a brown female. And just like the riot that ended that night, he has no intent of letting $39 worth of plastic surgery go to waste.

    Date: 02/09/18 Views: 232,763 Category: Asians

  • Meanwhile, in Japan...

    Meanwhile, in Japan...

    This is standard Asian our music sounds like squirrels in a woodchipper, but if I put my mouth on your cock you won't notice it syndrome. Fortunately, science has gifted us the video to accompany this diss track. #springbreak

    Date: 01/31/18 Views: 171,582 Category: Asians

  • Yes, she's 18

    Yes, she's 18

    Local miscreant suffering from the combo of anorexia & Fresh Prince of Bel Air fashion sense seeks out the easiest way to make tree fiddy: The leading role in a skin flick that even Kevin Spacey wouldn't be caught jacking off to.

    Date: 11/07/17 Views: 305,412 Category: Asians

  • 85lb Nerd Caught (again)

    85lb Nerd Caught (again)

    I remember her. I never held her hand. I never smelled her hair. And now it looks like she skipped middle age & jumped right to menopause. WTF YO?

    Date: 07/13/17 Views: 195,344 Category: Asians

  • Help! My roommate's a whore!

    Help! My roommate's a whore!

    I like how the non-naked one cleans up the apartment, keeping things professional and ladylike, rather than jumping in and rimming the brown gazelle from behind. In her mind, she's only half a whore. SUPERCUTE ^=^

    Date: 03/12/17 Views: 172,581 Category: Asians

  • MOM - WTF ARE YOU DOING?

    MOM - WTF ARE YOU DOING?

    For fuck sakes Japan. Not even a South Vietnamese psychiatrist could Ctrl+Alt+Del the mental imagery of this situation. Insane body though. I dub you craziest MILF I'd drag my dick through glass for. Run with dat.

    Date: 02/08/17 Views: 185,273 Category: Asians

  • You'll Never Guess

    You'll Never Guess

    Got trust issues? Mine stem from being dick tricked 392 consecutive times by the Eastern Hemisphere. Fall for that many trouser barnacles in a row and you best believe I'm 2nd guessing your TINDER profile, TIFFANY.

    Date: 01/17/17 Views: 222,949 Category: Asians

  • WUT? They DO EXIST!

    WUT? They DO EXIST!

    Talk about bait and switch. Listen Riku, when it comes time to blow my hanukkah nickles on backpage.com, the last thing I want my mouth on is more udders than pregnant Jack Russel Terrier. Nip/Tuck that shit, kthx.

    Date: 12/10/16 Views: 208,457 Category: Asians

  • But... why? WHY!?

    But... why? WHY!?

    Akira stuck her ching in the wrong chang, and now this giggly goldfish monger won't be able to get the smell of tuna puree out of her codpiece for months. There goes her budding future as a hostess at T.G.I McFuck Yous.

    Date: 11/18/16 Views: 193,566 Category: Asians

  • YOU UNFAITHFUL BITCH

    YOU UNFAITHFUL BITCH

    Wait for it...

    Date: 10/18/16 Views: 225,176 Category: Asians

  • That Time I Got Gonorrhea

    That Time I Got Gonorrhea

    Fred Durst made all the right moves at Pottery Barn & takes home their most prestigious cashier. Good call on going bareback too. You'll want this Netflix and chill moment to be forever burned in memory and genitalia.

    Date: 10/16/15 Views: 224,058 Category: Asians

  • Bangkok's Most Talented Vagina

    Bangkok's Most Talented Vagina

    Stripping: aka the quintessential stepping stone to full blown porno. Most trailer park residents cross over ASAP - but chances are they weren't gifted the Carrot Top prop-bag of genitalia. This ones gonna be just fine.

    Date: 06/25/15 Views: 169,578 Category: Asians

  • Prostitute Destroyer

    Prostitute Destroyer

    Poor prosti. Freshly brainwashed by a 24 hour marathon of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, she thought gettin hollowed out by a gentleman named Omar could be fun.

    Date: 04/23/15 Views: 261,970 Category: Asians

  • MICRO ASIAN, HUGE DICK

    MICRO ASIAN, HUGE DICK

    Japanese girl destroys both physics & my expectations of all sub-97 lb females at the same time. I officially want to be the first American to lend our "Home of the Brave" slogan out to East Asia. Azumi just earned it.

    Date: 11/03/14 Views: 298,016 Category: Asians

  • The 60 Pound Pornstar

    The 60 Pound Pornstar

    This is pretty disturbing, and I don't mean haha-disturbing, like when Amy Winehouse OD'ed on alcohol and died. This woman is frail, malnourished and being forced to do Crossfit at gunpoint. I don't know whether to cringe or nominate her for an AVN award.

    Date: 05/08/13 Views: 619,551 Category: Asians

  • Paintball Gun Vs. Vagina!

    Paintball Gun Vs. Vagina!

    This is actually standard Japanese 'i cant satisfy you with my cock, might as well kill you' syndrome. Fortunately revolutionary science has blessed us with Extenze penis pills. Save up your fortune cookies bro.

    Date: 03/29/12 Views: 244,449 Category: Asians

  • Anorexic Girls Give Better BJ's

    Anorexic Girls Give Better BJ's

    Not really, but technically they should. There's 43 grams of protein chillin at the other end of that meat-stick, and she needs the nutrition like Lindsey Lohan needs cancer. So where's the enthusiasm?

    Date: 02/18/12 Views: 244,077 Category: Asians

  • SORRY! WRONG HOLE!

    SORRY! WRONG HOLE!

    Tojo stuck his ching up the wrong chang, and now this poor Asian broad aint gonna shit tofu right for another decade. There goes her budding career as scat girl #8 in the hugely popular "Oops I Defecated On You" series.

    Date: 01/28/12 Views: 238,423 Category: Asians

  • Real Life Anime Slut

    Real Life Anime Slut

    Granted some of the pics are a bit shopped but scroll down a little and check the 2 youtube vids near the bottom. Crazy bitch straight ching-chonged her face into Sailor Moon status.

    Date: 10/18/11 Views: 141,553 Category: Asians

  • Cant Even Afford Underwear

    Cant Even Afford Underwear

    Well shit. I got some Fruit of the Loom briefs left over from last years Hanukkah. I'd Fedex that shit but im not too sure how you'd feel about the designer skidmarks.

    Date: 03/06/11 Views: 146,796 Category: Asians

  • I Have A Bad Case Of Diarrhea

    I Have A Bad Case Of Diarrhea

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    Date: 05/16/09 Views: 156,484 Category: Asians