Big Dick Porn Videos

  • "How BIG IS YOUR DICK?!"

    An official size was never determined. But judging by facial reactions that are second only to a spirited night of margaritas and cabbage, I'd say it was "enough".

    Date: 07/31/25 Views: 107,656 Category: Big Dicks

  • He Couldn't Break Her

    How many times have I said "mother of fuckin' AC Fucking Slater, this dude's custard cannon probably weighs more than her entire body" ? Ninety seven. How many times did I actually mean it in the literal sense? Zero. The streak is broken.

    Date: 05/05/25 Views: 141,762 Category: Big Dicks

  • "it's too fucking huge!"

    Date: 05/03/25 Views: 185,736 Category: Big Dicks

  • She's BACK

    I remember the first time I came across Indica Flower. I feared the aroma of mango locking gel and overgrown granola bush was going to be overwhelming for anyone willing to costar. I couldn't have been more wrong. It was pineapple.

    Date: 04/10/25 Views: 172,298 Category: Big Dicks

  • That... was impressive

    Natural talents come and go, but tonsillitis is forever.

    Date: 04/08/25 Views: 141,071 Category: Big Dicks

  • No, It's Not Immoral

    What a charming girl. Would be a shame if she went and shot 273 more videos.

    Date: 03/27/25 Views: 128,937 Category: Big Dicks

  • Welcome To The Trap House

    Might as well call her a lumberjack because these logs are getting split. And she's not afraid of having her temperature checked at the same time? All future STD testing requirements aside, this looks like a girl worth keeping on the faves list.

    Date: 03/22/25 Views: 166,829 Category: Big Dicks

  • Cuck's Wife REFUSES To Quit

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    Date: 02/11/25 Views: 262,413 Category: Big Dicks

  • White Girl WRECKING BALL

    Damn I havent seen urban dominance like that since witnessing an inexperienced citizen cut in line during the illustrious Popeye's chicken sandwich craze of 2019.

    Date: 01/22/25 Views: 187,160 Category: Big Dicks

  • She Didn't Stand A Chance

    Ever seen a woman question the elasticity of her vagina and her future as a NASA space engineer at the same time? Excellent. Now we have two things in common.

    Date: 01/08/25 Views: 145,163 Category: Big Dicks

  • Violated By Soundcloud Rappers

    Contrary to appearance, leading role in a wiener apocalypse isn't their specialty. You could say her B.A. in theater was more wasted than season 4 of The Walking Dead. But that's a-okay when you can add "Panther Whisperer" to your resume.

    Date: 12/23/24 Views: 143,759 Category: Big Dicks

  • Now She's Crippled

    If uve been gifted the dimensions of a jar of grammas old fashioned marmalade there's only two things left to do. So if you share the same genetics, take notes and consider this Plan C after you get banished from the batting cages for life.

    Date: 12/12/24 Views: 174,547 Category: Big Dicks

  • Wife's Hood Initiation

    I'm no expert in maintaining relationships with total strangers... but I do know a thing or two about self-medication: And you can't blame this one on the Nyquil.

    Date: 12/11/24 Views: 180,635 Category: Big Dicks

  • Always A White Girl

    Many moons ago, a girl by the name Spring Thomas single-handedly started the BBC-4-ME movement. Apparently this Melody Parker character was hellbent on outperforming her mentor, and has been in the trenches ever since. More [here]

    Date: 12/04/24 Views: 218,503 Category: Big Dicks

  • Don't Try This On Your Wife

    Especially if u aren't stone cold sober during daylight hours. One wrong angle and you run the risk of turning her innie into an outtie. It's called "the heat seeking carmel farmer" and it's the #3 reason for divorce, right behind finances & Reddit.

    Date: 11/10/24 Views: 147,402 Category: Big Dicks

  • Yes, It's Real

    Congratulations on managing to turn your penis into a freefall lifeboat. It's quite the achievement. Now if u could kindly drag that thing back to the petting zoo where it belongs it would be appreciated. Esmeralda seems to have hit her limit.

    Date: 10/22/24 Views: 169,255 Category: Big Dicks

  • 8 Inches Didn't Phaze Her

    The Nintendo Switch is a hybrid video game console, consisting of a console unit, a dock, and two Joy-Con controllers. Although it is a hybrid console, Nintendo classifies it as "a home console that you can take with you on the go".

    Date: 10/15/24 Views: 165,982 Category: Big Dicks

  • Life uhh... finds a way?

    the physics aint physic'ing

    Date: 10/11/24 Views: 198,778 Category: Big Dicks

  • Wrecked A White Supremacist

    Not exactly the bedroom decor you'd expect

    Date: 09/21/24 Views: 209,255 Category: Big Dicks

  • 8 Inch Problem Solver

    If your the kind of man that can enjoy white girls giving back to a marginalized community, then this is the video for you. Don't give a fuck about philanthropy? Then perhaps [another video showcasing women's talent] suits you better.

    Date: 09/19/24 Views: 219,182 Category: Big Dicks

  • "that isn't gonna fit"

    Pretty tame considering this man obviously grew up on a farm.

    Date: 09/17/24 Views: 229,782 Category: Big Dicks

  • She's A Natural

    The physics ain't physic'ing.

    Date: 08/28/24 Views: 190,626 Category: Big Dicks

  • IT'S TOO FUCKIN BIG!!

    First warning sign should have been suggesting Ziploc Big Bags as contraceptive. The 2nd was needing to pay for a day pass in order to enter the donkey exhibit.

    Date: 08/17/24 Views: 243,308 Category: Big Dicks

  • Caught, Violated, Forgotten

    34 pages worth of comments under this video, and 83% of them are complaining about condom usage instead of the obvious: Every time she climaxes, her facial expression resembles Miley Cyrus being disemboweled by a cactus. #payattention

    Date: 07/17/24 Views: 186,949 Category: Big Dicks

  • Gotta Try Harder Than That

    Contrary to his appearance, Equestrian Magazine is not the future goal for this miniature Clydesdale. He still plans on saddling up though; only this time it's with the girl that took a devastatingly wrong turn at community college. #fatality

    Date: 07/12/24 Views: 171,708 Category: Big Dicks

  • "PULL OUT! I QUIT!!"

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    Date: 05/29/24 Views: 246,187 Category: Big Dicks

  • HERE COMES THE PAIN

    The most confusing thing about this is them leaving up the older videos of him going kamikaze mode with his under-average sized shrimp roll... then coming out of left field with this Amazon.com special on King Kong dong prosthetic. Weak.

    Date: 05/06/24 Views: 189,118 Category: Big Dicks

  • Suicide Mission

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    Date: 04/04/24 Views: 168,250 Category: Big Dicks

  • REAL 14-Incher Doesn't Fit

    Nope. Not even giving the participation trophy to the self-sustaining personal human centipede butthole hydration conveyor belt device being demonstrated at the 2:30 mark. It may have made the cut for this compilation... but at what cost?

    Date: 03/21/24 Views: 194,169 Category: Big Dicks

  • Overwhelming A White Gurl

    One thing I don't know why
    It doesn't even matter how hard you try
    Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
    To explain in due time

    Date: 02/25/24 Views: 195,510 Category: Big Dicks