Deep inside a double-wide trailer decorated with street signs and rebel flags exists a video that will make you understand why Walmart not only exists, but thrives in our society. I mean there's nothing else to say... just... just watch.
Everybody is born with a gift. Clearly his is having the Optimus Prime of genitalia. Watch in utter amazement as nothing more than a single-handed choke hold transforms his Oscar Mayer into a portobello mushroom.
