tbf, the only thing more nauseating than playing Only Up in VR would be waking up to another family member dive bombing without getting the green light first.
idk who she is. idc who she is. She should start decorating my Venmo with all kinds of pesos just for acknowledging these backwoods circus bozos even exist.
If anything this is worth watching for the C-level acting job done by Tunaboat Tommy and his goof fuck friend at the end. I've seen better presentations from dropouts of the Macho Man community College of Performing Arts. #oohyeah
She's kinda hot tbh. Too hot to be minute clinic'd by a guy that has replaced all of his vital meals with Soylent and avocados. I'm gonna have to request a full name.
That's definitely the face of a girl that has traded oral sex for a combo meal at Burger King more than once in her life. So, with absolutely zero evidence at my disposal I'm gonna go ahead and label this as authentic. Go with the fantasy.
A penis that probably needs it's own life boat, and an insanely high tolerance for pain. If there ever was an instructional video on why to lock the fucking door in public places, I'd declare these two just laid the groundwork for a mf'n sequel.
That 11-8 probably hits different when your floor manager acts like shucking his corn cob is a social activity. A note to all Burger King employees reading this: pls do not attempt. Chicken fries are all I have left to look forward to in this life.
500 pesos spent on a gUrLz tRiP... only to end up getting swarmed by the local freelance gynecologist. Something about the return on investment seems fucky.
Take a generation that considers that Velma show a top comedy, crossbreed them with an addiction to experimental street drugs and this is what happens.
