tbf, the only thing more nauseating than playing Only Up in VR would be waking up to another family member dive bombing without getting the green light first.
idk who she is. idc who she is. She should start decorating my Venmo with all kinds of pesos just for acknowledging these backwoods circus bozos even exist.
If anything this is worth watching for the C-level acting job done by Tunaboat Tommy and his goof fuck friend at the end. I've seen better presentations from dropouts of the Macho Man community College of Performing Arts. #oohyeah
Hopefully it's not the one smearing hepatitis all over auntie chaachee's uncovered floral print at [1:55]. That would just be embarrassing... and frankly, unforgivable.
She's kinda hot tbh. Too hot to be minute clinic'd by a guy that has replaced all of his vital meals with Soylent and avocados. I'm gonna have to request a full name.
That's definitely the face of a girl that has traded oral sex for a combo meal at Burger King more than once in her life. So, with absolutely zero evidence at my disposal I'm gonna go ahead and label this as authentic. Go with the fantasy.
A penis that probably needs it's own life boat, and an insanely high tolerance for pain. If there ever was an instructional video on why to lock the fucking door in public places, I'd declare these two just laid the groundwork for a mf'n sequel.
There's actually two clips here, so let me explain: It starts off with a few raised eyebrows, and ends with me wondering if we're being too harsh when it comes to Pakistani karaoke. I know that sentence makes no sense... but it will in a minute.
That 11-8 probably hits different when your floor manager acts like shucking his corn cob is a social activity. A note to all Burger King employees reading this: pls do not attempt. Chicken fries are all I have left to look forward to in this life.
500 pesos spent on a gUrLz tRiP... only to end up getting swarmed by the local freelance gynecologist. Something about the return on investment seems fucky.
Turns out 67,000 incestuous porn videos may have lied to us after all. Dare to make contact with your bloodline after the sun goes down in rural Alabama and this might be the Tales From the Crypt Halloween Special you walk in on. wut?
Let me tell you something about college campuses and the porn industry in the early 2000's/GGW era; It was the ECW of fornication. No rules, always had rabid audiences & going home with someone elses blood on you was a badge of honor.
Your average classic case of "that wasn't filmed in america because the bullets are still in her gun". Now if only our domestic enforcement put this much effort into Perks for Perps, we might get one of those societies everyone talks about.
I've seen this girl on every site from Chaturbate to teh hub over the past 10 years, and her role is different every time. One day she's the cousin and not even 24hrs later she gets promoted to sibling. The range of her acting ability is remarkable.
She's been here before, but the content train keeps chugging along. I particularly enjoy her 'less fucks to give than a dark souls speedrunner' attitude. If comps aren't your thing, you can scoop her individual sex tapes here: [-1-] [-2-] [-3-]
Take a generation that considers that Velma show a top comedy, crossbreed them with an addiction to experimental street drugs and this is what happens.
You may not like it, but this is happening behind every deep fryer across the fast food chains of America. Having personally worked at Wendy's for 1.5 hours of my previous life, mark my words; Don't order the chili. And don't go to Wendy's.
Somethin about the most notorious rectal ranger in ama porn being sHoCked & ShaGriNeD at her BF walking in on a moment of bean flickering seems pretty bush league to me. That butthole stay bloomin like an Outback appetizer tho.
