Josefino cut some corners when choosing a doctor to de-saggify her knockers. As it turns out, the 'casual encounters' section of craigslist.com really aint the best place to find a plastic surgeon. HUMILIATION.
Date October 4th, 2011
Views 67229
She's trying to get off with one of those rubber cocks that have suction cups at the base. They're supposed to be good for hands-free fun but this broad's clam is so tight that the dildo wont stay put. Kinda hot.
Date July 30th, 2011
Views 97703
This is quite possibly the most half assed attempt at eroticism to ever grace my computer monitor. Mind you this is coming from a guy that's sat through all 18 volumes of College Scat Girls. My voice matters.
Date July 16th, 2011
Views 91084
A black chick with a turd cutter too tight for butt love? That sentence alone is so preposterous I almost find it offensive. Bring forth my cellular phone. I need to ring Ripleys Believe It or Not.
Date June 18th, 2011
Views 68698
Intercourse. It's pretty simple stuff. But for Goober McKinley... it might as well be mission impossible. Not even after five attempts does he make it into the meat cave. May god have mercy.
Date December 7th, 2010
Views 99973
Their bad-boy charm just wasn't enough to persuade either chick into showing some nip. That's okay. From the ashes of their failure rises a new opportunity for greatness. I wont spoil it.
Date November 14th, 2010
Views 129614
Gee whiz lady. Isn't there something a little important you should be doing right now rather than spreading your gash for Uncle Jerry? Irresponsible bitch.
Date September 9th, 2010
Views 158906
Dudes cock like a motherfuckin boomerang. Time to put your mouth on the barrel buddy. The only thing you could fuck with that thing is a kangaroo's asshole.
Date August 28th, 2010
Views 65853
Juanita wants to spice up her youtube video with some headbanging action. Problem is... Juanita is mildy retarded and cant seem to maintain any rhythm as she thrashes her melon to and fro. Brain damage ensues.
Date August 23rd, 2010
Views 60227
Shit, even the toddler agrees. That's one hell of an ass. Not sure about the face though. Bitch looks like a camel. haha.
Date July 29th, 2010
Views 132498
50 different dudes picked up right off the street unload their jizzum into the esophagus of this gutterslut. Apparently such festivities tend to cause emotional damage, cause by the end of the shoot this skank is bawling. Total pwnage.
Date July 13th, 2010
Views 85992
