Kind of a side note, but every time this dude makes a forward thrust her tits clap like a trained seal. I'm not supposed to find fish sticks erotic... yet here we are.
Out of all the ways to catch an incurable disease on New Jersey's coastline, this actually only ranks #2 on the list. Our man is still 3 orders of deep fried Oreos and an Atlantic City hooker away from securing his gold medal. Shoot for the stars.
So... who exactly do we blame here? The beta who lied about the tolerance of his wife's prairie dog nest , or the guy trying to brute force his way to a $17 payday? Don't have that answer, but 1 thing is for sure: The sequel is not in development.
Imagine spending weeks convincing your corner store Karen to accept the 2vs1 handicap match, only to sideline her with a cock that gets cease and desist letters from Nike. Just flip that thing over & hit it with a snowmobile again, you'll be aite.
There's a thin line between what's considered acceptable forms of payment and what isn't on the street level of narcotics distribution. I can't tell you exactly where that line is drawn, but I do know Figgles McDickslap just fuckin crossed it.
warning: the i'm close enough to smell the chic-fil-a polynesian sauce position is not approved for women over 35 or those with pre-existing vertebrae conditions.
Sometimes I ask myself, how exactly did we get this far as a society? Then I remember Reddit has 50 million active users and it all starts to make sense.
If your the kind of man that can enjoy white girls giving back to a marginalized community, then this is the video for you. Don't give a fuck about philanthropy? Then perhaps another video showcasing women's talent suits you better.
If that isn't the look of a girl that's said "i' use dijon mustard as lubricant with for neighbor's mailbox" at Thanksgiving dinner, u can slap my bag & call me Sally. Now flip her over - I don't think Lorenzo got enough AIDS during his first pump.
Don't blame him. This 'once in a lifetime event'occurs more often than my toilet flushes after a McDonald's breakfast. Fuse that with her mouth breather-husband filming this despicable ordeal, and your climax is officially cancelled muchachos.
Consider this my open letter to Lilly Ford: I will donate the entire $12.35 I made trying to trade a Krypto Kitty that had down syndrome to a local soup kitchen in exchange for one night of your time and the power tool of your choosing. Call me.
Nearly 5" of solid mass split between 2 of Walmarts finest. If this don't encourage you to get your genitals blood tested on a semi-annual basis, I don't know wtf will.
Skip to the 7:25 mark. Look man - Exploration in the bedroom is one thing. Ending the night with a worse aftertaste than White Castle's breakfast menu is another. Seek help. And grab me a Castle Pack with a fruit punch on the way back, thx bro.
Just what in the fuck is going on here? Sneaky camera angles? Or are we actually witnessed the mating ritual of a Tyrannosaurus Rex? I don't know man, but one thing is for sure: Straight White Cervix Lives most definitely do not matter today.
This isn't just any old deviant pretending to get crotch lice at the carnival. And it may very well be the first documented swinger cuckolding. In other words: The only way Pavol is getting pussy juice on his face today is if he starts crying.
Listen up Patrick: when it comes time to splurge mom's xmas money this holiday season - try making it a worthwhile investment. Like a Kindle Fire. Or a noose.
Disregard the title they have. "french", "amateur" and "1st interracial threesome" are all lies. This girl was notorious for seeking black dong on plentyoffish and filming herself running the gambit of choco weiners in the mid-2000's. #truth
Nothing says "committed relationship" quite like turning your girlfriend's slippery octopus into a communal act. Let's just say... there won't be a marriage proposal.
Looking like Chris Bale from The Machinist, while your S/O gets a mouthful of bonerschnitzil. Exactly how you shouldn't spend the night after visiting grandma.
The downside of adopting an all-kale diet? Every uterus in a 500 mile radius is using your ass to springboard her next Instagram post to buzzfeed's front page. And don't even get me started on the leaking bowel syndrome...
This is Mariah Leonne. She's already been on here a few times doing the exact same shit... but this circus act is more dangerous than the others. 2 words lady: SUPER AIDS. Start vetting the guys, or get the GoFundMe ready.
