Nothing gets a 40-something moist quite like BOGO sales at their local Target. Couple that with 2008's finest fashion choices and you got a recipe for the craziest future Facebook chain posts. Mall parking lots will never be the same.
I never have to worry about being injected into such an experience. I only reserve hotel rooms for Jerkmate marathon practice, not to dine and dash prostitutes.
Last time I saw this overdeveloped misfit she was going 1 on 1 with Honeywell's finest. The year over year dedication to retardation is honestly really impressive.
One of those rare moments where I can overlook the Pepboys bolt-on milk sacs because the performance is legendary. More strawberryshan deprivation HERE
If facial expressions tell a story, I'd say this hog hopper just blasted through the entire Lord of The Rings trilogy and got halfway into the spinoffs in less time than it takes to shit myself after Panda Express egg rolls. (also known as: warp speed)
Symptom #27 that you just graduated from tasteless MILF meat, to full fledged community service: You find yourself with 15 minutes between PTA meetings and instead of preparing for it, you roll the dice and smash sum butt hash instead.
Not even 3 minutes worth of video and I'm already left questioning the future human beings have on this planet. Remember: This is all pre-pandemic. #dead
The first 15+ mins of yappin is more enjoyable than whatever she's attempting to do afterward. Even a spirited romp through that gangstalking subreddit can't produce this kind of entertainment. Come for the dialogue, stay for the hepatitis.
I mean... at this point you might as well spring for the $100 refurbished Fleshlight. Or at the very least, MacGyver one at Walmart. The post-nut clarity will be easier.
I have absolutely no way to prove that title... but it could be legit. This wouldn't be the 1st time a man agreed to sample some salami in exchange for living rent free.
Just what in the fuck is actually going on here? Is she green screening her husband with 5 overlays to make it look like the local janitor union is lining up to get their own serving of anal crabs to go? We've reached the peak of technology.
Probably spends more time configuring Starbucks drinks than guarding her icloud act. But I gotta say; nice tits. Coming from me it's the compliment of a LIFETIME.
It could be legit. This wouldn't be the first time a college bro agreed to sample some expired salami in exchange for living rent-free. Annnnd it won't be the last.
This is standard im having a midlife crisis so I'm gonna Photoshop the shit out of my tits and make an IG account syndrome. Fortunately, the Internet has given us the gift of social media to watch the eventual jump into Walmart parking lot porn.
2 things I value more than Arby's 5 for $5: One involves quilted toilet paper & pressure assisted toilets. The other is women so into their fantasies, they don't even need a costar to bring da squeeze. Today, 1 wish gets granted.
