NSFW Object Videos

Roommate Risking It

Date: 06/14/23 Views: 279,929 Category: Objects

Hitachi INSIDE Her Onion Booty

The head of a Hitachi is shaped like a doorknob. READ: not something you stick up your asshole. But when you have Brazilian butt implants and a $11 spray-on tan, a prolapse isn't a concern. It's destiny.

Date: 06/02/14 Views: 200,666 Category: Objects

Her Butthole Almost Falls Out

HOLLY HANNA puts her stink box on the line with her state of the art fuck machine. It certainly brings in the tips but I worry for the well being of her shit hole. She's on a fast track to a life of Depends.

Date: 07/15/11 Views: 174,040 Category: Objects

Birthing A Wine Bottle

Damn. A whole bottle of Boone's Farm is crammed up her twat and she's practically yawning. I think she was Nadya Suleman in a former life.

Date: 10/18/10 Views: 119,935 Category: Objects

Prepping For Black Cock

Can't say it's the first time I've seen a yellow Squash misued as a sexual aid but that's definitely one of the bigger ones. Perhaps she's prepping for a certain farm animal too?

Date: 05/03/10 Views: 120,824 Category: Objects

The Organic Butt Plug

Assholes really aren't supposed to bend that way. I have a feeling the next shit she takes is gonna come out looking like a retarded starfish.

Date: 02/02/10 Views: 129,724 Category: Objects

Multipurpose Fire Extinguisher

Neat trick but I fear that might void the warranty. Play it safe and stick with stick 2 liter Mountain Dew bottles. Always feels good to recycle.

Date: 06/30/09 Views: 121,002 Category: Objects