Self-proclaimed Fap Ninja adds another accolade to her resume, in the form of Nicholas Cage's School of Acting graduate. An unfortunately accurate title you'll agree with when you question your purpose in life around 18:00.
Enjoy this one slowly. For this is undoubtedly the first, last and only time you'll ever see a teenage girl drunkenly slam dunk her own gash directly in front of a disapproving parental unit. In another word... FAPFAPFAP.
An evening of Skinnygirl Margaritas and unadulterated boycock instantly turns into an episode of Intervention when her cunty daughter shows up, armed with a cup of water, harsh language and a potato-grade camera.
Deadbeat mom zones out the screams of her special-needs son so that she can focus on far more important matters, I.E. giving some random a handjob (and a dismal one at that). Mediocre parent, mediocre slut.