Gotta be honest, that thumb doesn't really convey the 3 cheese alfredo injection that ultimate happens at the end of this nine minute yawn. For some reason I expected more out of a girl that looks like Buc-ee's is her favorite restaurant.
Is there some correlation between 'popular simp army girls' and sex acts less interesting than Dwayne Johnson getting 18 unsupervised minutes with a garden gnome? These hype machines never seem to deliver and that's on ya mommas.
Normally girls that willingly accept this much upper respiratory abuse are still trying to trade in their Marlboro Miles for for walkmans and swiss army knives.
I was wondering what happened to the dreads girl at the :30 mark. Turns out she changed her name, but is [- still going strong -] Consider hitting up her page and adding a few clicks to her depressingly low engagement. That ass deserves more.
From this angle it looks like the kind of video set up by a guy 1 bent rare Pokemon card away from having a complete nervous breakdown. Lesson learned... I guess?
College life hits different when you're friend with benedicts puts out like Friday morning's trash. Bonus points for being on the all-margarita and plan-b diet.
Aften Opal. Not a common name you see around these parts. Probably because it sounds like her parents were knee deep in Runescape quests when they came up with it. And much like OSRS, you don't need a big rig to please her. More [HERE]
Contrary to his job title, alpha male'ing isn't exactly this guy's specialty. You could say his opportunities are more wasted than season 5 of The Walking Dead. But I assume that's a-okay when you can tack on "Clout Whisperer" to your resume.
"When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool out of you. Even after you've taken so much collateral damage from jumping into unsolicited orgies, it's pushed your eyes further apart than the little mermaid” — Joan Rivers
Skylar Valentine. Standing at a legitimate 4'7, she may be the only girl that can rim you without having to bend the knee. Daenerys Targaryen might consider that an act of disrespect. Everyone else considers it perfect side-chick material.
I'll save you the degenerates from having to Columbo on this one. She's Light Fairy. Sounds like the star of a backyard Legend of Zelda porn parody. And much like your first time fighting Shadow Link in Z2, asses will be thoroughly fucked.
Krystal Boyd for the uncultured swine out there. She was the poster girl for Euro trip rectal tearing anonymous orgy fantasy porn during the Internet's renaissance phase. And may have single-handley turned Kleenex into a billion dollar company.
Carolina Sweets. Picrel seems to be taken during the short window of her adult life when the letters BBC weren't in her vocabulary. I'm talkin literal 14 inch hog hammers that need permits to pass through airport security. War has changed.
A moment between two sexually deranged, maniacal rugmunchers gets sidelined when one of the participants gets hit in the face with an unknown substance. The sniff test at 4:37 really drives home the need to remove asparagus from her diet.
Posting for what she wrote in her bio: I´m Fairy be welcome here and take your sit, make sure you sit belt is tie on it is time to take off and fly, not a normal flight this is a trip to the hell of pleasure. And we all will burn. Dyslexic chlamydia unlocked?
I can't prove it, but girl in white definitely lost her virginity to an Elden Ring action figure, and the other might doing this to feed her family. Either way - no refunds.
Broken English and dimly lit sexual acts that would be embarrassed to find themselves in a Quickcheck break room. Her name's Cora and when she's not getting diddled down at 4 inches per minute, she watches anime. Probably?
Believe it or not at one point porn producers were getting real randos to fuck in exchange for a full keg & promise of being featured on collegefuckfest.com. How come we never know we're living in the best of times until they're over? #sad
ex·per·i·menting:
· to try out new concepts or ways of doing things
· performing a scientific procedure, to determine something
· to let your parents find out what those clam baking classes were for
Zero evidence of her calcium levels, but judging by this performance one must assume they are in tip top shape. It's kind of a stark contrast for this website, considering the skeleton videos they normally post end in a very different way.
Nata Ocean for the uninformed. She's speaks Latvian, Russian and Hungarian. Not as impressive as my butthole graduating Rosetta Stone for Swahili after gunning through a NachosBellgrande combo. But still admirable nonetheless.
