Not all of today's most gifted participants were born with the poker face of Clint Eastwood. So when you bare witness to the equivalent of a vaginal SCUD missile, understand it took practice to get here. More reasons to uninstall the Internet: [x]
Hey, maybe this is your thing and so be it if it is. I just wanted to make sure we're all on the same page when it comes to defining the word "tits" and how they should look as little like the ramps Bam Margera used to hit those heelflips on.
Another chapter closed in a book that Barnes & Noble insists on displaying in the Sci-Fi section. Normally read in the dimly lit corner of a trailer park, surrounded by Newport butts and half-eaten cans of Trader Joe's finest stuffed meatball ravioli.
"I wonder what happened to that up and comer chick [Kristen Scott] that was super popular at one time? She just vanished. I should look her up and find-. oh."
Nice face. Great spirit. But what really gets u is the idea of someone committing to dating this specimen exclusively. Imagine the pill addiction. :100: :thinking_face:
Pretty decent. You'd probably give up the last half of your Costco chicken bake if she could teach your girlfriend how to do this without a handle of Smirnoff first.
The content creator turf war going on in the comments under this video is worth the click alone. The great family meme porn battle of 2027 is gonna be glorious.
Yeah ok. They're about as related to each other as I am to Toad from Mario Bros. tip: I'm not. My mushroom doesn't need assistance from plumbers to get jumpin.
Best part of having less shame than the 2000 Spanish Paralympics Basketball team? Walking around half mast is no longer for the pizza delivery man to enjoy alone. That last dude clearing two floors and sprinting half naked though? lmao
The thumbnail at the beginning of this thing really had me wondering if she was refunding last night's trip to Jack In The Box. His reaction after going full slurp really had me wondering if she was refunding last night's trip to Jack In The Box.
The more inbreeding in ur bloodline, the further u go to seek sexual satisfaction. A simple concept, reinforced by the director's cut episode of Survivor Man in that last clip. It makes Jeppson's Malort seem like a fuckin delicacy. It's that abhorrent.
I can't tell if this is actually something people are into, or some sort of structural building block of postmodernism porn. Send this to Jordan Peterson and find out.
Sorry, don't have a name for you. She's no Riley Star - the only pornstar I've ever actually bothered to remember. Why? 'cause at her peak she was 18, anorexic and had the face of Sabrina The Teenage Witch, minus that googly eye. Marry me.
I can't imagine what has to happen in life for you to trade oral sex for opioids. But I'm betting it involves the neighbor's cat and all 12 delicious flavors of Rice-a-Roni.
gIrL bOsSiNg hits a fever pitch when Debra-Jean gets caught gargling all 4 inches of a stranger's custard chucker. Her reaction? Literally nothing. She continues on her journey like there's a volcano waiting for someone to throw a ring inside of it.
Don't let the half-assed attempt at blurring out Jackin' Jerry's face fool you; This is real. Such as illustrated by our power couple having more will to finish the story than Cody Rhodes. note: English translation possibly completed by David Lynch.
Don't let the plot line fool you. This goofball's bloodline persona is about as real as KFC's employee hand-washing policy. Such as illustrated after her 'brothers' attempt at fucking the hippie out of her. Possibly produced by the Coen family.
Well... on closer examination it seems the tomfoolery of lighting was hiding that whiskey barrel of a stomach being used as a pushup bra. No more Internet today.
It may not be written in the rule book, but there's only one translation for the body language on the girl going Milli Vanilli on herself. And it lives somewhere in between "i need to pay taxes" & "the cowboys choked". Three of life's guarantees.
Some people invest into their 401-K plans to insure a healthy retirement. Others, work until the grave. And then there's this marble garglin sonuvabitch who is going to burn every cent in the name of B tier semi-pornstar vaginal exploration.
Perhaps this could introduce a new filter option on popular dating and/or thirst trap applications such as Tinder and OnlyChromies.com? My boys would thrive.
