Come on down to Typhoon Bill's 8ball Alley. A luxury trailer park that promises to fulfill your every need, or the first two prescriptions of Rocephin are on the house.
Normally I'd be the first to out this as being faker than the tip I left a Door Dasher that dropped $75.00 worth of Del Taco (see: 1 value meal). But I did the research, and turns out these 2 share more DNA than Gene Simmons in the 70's. [more]
Take Sarah Palin, crossbreed her with a cum-phobic gerbil and this would be the result. Sweet mother of fucking cringe, I haven't seen someone this far out of their comfort zone since Burger King released their ultimate breakfast platter.
I don't know wtf genre these 2 are going for, but brain-deprived Twitch streamer doesn't exactly get the mushroom growing imo. More [here] if that's your thing.
Windows Movie Maker, 240p resolution and less testosterone than a Mazda Miata. The only combination more deadly than freebasing the colonel's secret recipe.
Jell-o has spent over 130 years trying to market jiggle like this and have seemingly failed miserably. Turns out all you need is a one-bedroom apartment in Lithuania and growing up without a father to really capture maximum chlamydia velocity.
Willing humiliation, being choked unconscious and receiving more hits than one of those bullshit primitive building channels. No, it's not Connor's return to the octagon. But it's still gonna cost you $79.99 if her 1st name has a hyphen in it.
Much like an over-hyped celebrity bitch slapping his martial troubles away in front of a confused audience, this specimen ran out of integrity a long time ago. Now wipe up the slime you left near the bagel bites, we have company coming over.
Emphasis on those gravity bags at 5:00 too. Jell-o has spent 100 years marketing physics like this and have failed miserably in comparison. Turns out all you need is a 1-bedroom apartment in Latvia and a c-section scar to make math fun again.
Only 3 minutes in and her "DTF-BFF" is already retreating to TikTok. Undoubtedly to feature a status update about why it's important to scrub behind the labia once a month set to the smooth stylings of The Breakfast Club soundtrack. #bossbitch
Margery and her whacky genetics have some fucking explaining to do. Personally, I think she should find a way to increase size by at least 30%. I hear right around Quadruple-K cups is when those real disability checks should start pouring in.
This increasingly disturbing camgirl behavior keeps picking up more steam, but this time the female is a total right-swipe. Just ignore mommas resemblance to Antonio Banderas in The Mask of Zorro, and it will be BUENOS FAPPERINOS.
Also known as "small wiener compensation". It happens when homebois packing less meat than a vegetarian BBQ get discouraged by their girl's complete lack of excitement. Sounding like the immigrant guy from That 70's Show is optional.
The golden age of unidentified attack cocks being deployed Russian Roulette style are long gone... until today. There's an entire channel of this shit HERE.
I'm not sure the whole 'gyrating like your uterus is getting jumped by a Ford F150' thing is still profitable. But fuck me running if it isn't entertaining. Strap a smock on the girl at 0:37 and Home Depot can kiss their paint mixing machines goodbye.
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Good 'ole Chaturbate. It's like Twitch, but a bit more nudity and less dipshits that consider Among Us an Esports game. Also it has this incredible tanline/titty ratio.
Kinda off-topic; but whenever this girl pretends she's "getting caught" (every 13 seconds), her face instantly scrunches up and transforms into Michael Cera. Proof @ the 2:59 mark. Direct all body fluids accordingly. p.s. nice mother fucking tits.
Infuckingcredible. I'd double-fist the Saag Paneer from her overpopulated shithole just to get within reach of those calcium-loaded funbaggers. [Twitter] And her [Instagram] where she labels herself as "Gaming Video Creator" lmao
I've seen girls do a lot of desperate shit just to keep their MFC accounts submerged in tokens... but putting a price ($25 lol) on your dignity to keep foot_sniffer69x entertained? That's a level of slut I hope to never meet IRL.
Former chaturbate streamer bestass930, currently M.I.A. And possibly the only online alias that didn't double as clickbait. I know men that would give up red meat just to be in the same room as 1 of the farts stored inside that masterpiece.
Not sure the whole im dominating you so do what I say or else I punish u thing works when your body has visibly more estrogen in it than your partner. Let's shoot for a redo after a vigorous program of red meat and peeing standing up.
