I can't prove it, but girl in white definitely lost her virginity to an Elden Ring action figure, and the other might doing this to feed her family. Either way » no refunds
No context, no explanation. Just a couple siblings that like to beat the living corn bread out of her tonsils, while recording on the finest 240p camera Gameboy has to offer. I've never seen such disrespect for polyester fashion trends in all my life.
The soundtrack was bangin. Wanna know what's not though? Whatever the fuck must have happened to this girl earlier in life to make her like this. Probably haven't seen that kind of wreckage since the great crave crate challenge of '97.
Ahh convulsion porn. It's right up there with White Girl Wonder Bread and being aroused by Danny DeVito. 3 things you probably shouldn't try w/o a backup plan.
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With over 400 scenes (that we know of) since 2013, Stella Cox still doesn't look a day over 390. This one must have been shot during her up and coming phase when gravity was still losing the war. Enjoy this, but never forget the good times.
"FUCK ME LIKE THE GLOBAL ECONOMY" is a bold title, but understandable. Almost as bold as listing her name as "Funky Town". I suspect many newcomers have since Google'd there way off the Internet for a while since this went live.
Looks like a one and done because I've never seen another video of her before. Which is a damn crying shame. The consequential leak of her getting samoan bulldozered inside a Del Taco handicap stall would have been worth the wait.
The downside to being hung like the exhaust pipe off a Chevrolet El Dorado? Literally nothing. All you have to do is let the beast out of it's cage and the women will magnetize to it like a herpes outbreak at a Playboi Carti concert.
LIFE LESSON #193: When entering a partnership, make sure there are contractual agreements to both disbursement of payments and amount of work from both parties. Otherwise you'll be splitting rent money with Becky & her dry mud flaps.
This is a fucking trainwreck from start to finish. Between the day 1 windows movie maker editing catastrophe and the unwashed cornhole shucking from a guy that def. lost his virginity to an Amiibo, idk if I should laugh... or start laughing harder.
Unless this is your first day on the Internet, you already know that's Gianna Michaels. What you may not know is her [affinity] [for] [fucking] [dudes] up.
The facial expressions of generic_white_girl_background_cast_member_#2 are pretty remarkable. Almost as if she can't believe a dick with more limp in it than the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise could still achieve orgasmic penetration.
I'm all for community building, but maybe this whole "bring your wife to work day" thing needs to be restructured. At least mandate a flea bath, cause... fuck.
Time to meet your new idol. She's probably activated more STDs than a Sudanese prostitute, yet somehow still manages to be the most popular girl at the function.
gIrL bOsSiNg hits a fever pitch when Debra-Jean gets caught gargling all 4 inches of a stranger's custard chucker. Her reaction? Literally nothing. She continues on her journey like there's a volcano waiting for someone to throw a ring inside of it.
Desperate for attention and not afraid of having their pork chop piss flaps online forever. If these aren't the quintessential for the independent woman of 2024, I don't know what is. Now save up those OnlyFans subs and overnight the Valtrex.
She seems nice. The type that'd cook you artisanal beefaroni on your 1st date, or volunteer a BJ when ur TikTok gets 0 likes. I want that. I rly do. But... not like this.
Not the first time this hypebeast has staged an attack on Cornhusk Island... and clearly it won't be his last. Feel free to experiment next time man, Maybe deposit a Twinkie before going dark? It's called "The Moist Gremlin". Russia invented it.
Don't let the half-assed attempt at blurring out Jackin' Jerry's face fool you; This is real. Such as illustrated by our power couple having more will to finish the story than Cody Rhodes. note: English translation possibly completed by David Lynch.
