• Dude Films His Mom Shitting

  I'm gonna go ahead and file this under 'incest'. Filming momma make a #2 is flat out fuckin wrong. Unless your mother happens to be that zesty little slut from Veronica Mars. By all means, record everything.

  Date: 11/16/09 Views: 260,926 Category: Incest

• Multipurpose Fire Extinguisher

  Neat trick but I fear that might void the warranty. Play it safe and stick with stick 2 liter Mountain Dew bottles. Always feels good to recycle.

  Date: 06/30/09 Views: 121,227 Category: Objects

• Maggie Gyllenhaal Strip Searched

  You ever see Donnie Darko? Remember the bitchy older sister? Wanna see her get violated by a Chinaman suffering from small penis complex? Don't worry, I'll bring the popcorn.

  Date: 02/03/09 Views: 188,241 Category: Celebrities

• Big Dick Midget

  Okay so he's got be me beat by half an inch. But where I lack in size, I make up for in mobility. Bet you a hundred bucks that dwarf is incapable of doing my signature 'reverse pile driver' sex move. So beat that, motherfucker.

  Date: 01/17/09 Views: 159,747 Category: Midgets

• I Wanna Pork Sarah Palin

  McCain is 3 years over his life expectancy. He'll most likely die before even completing his first term. That would make Sarah Palin America's most supreme pussy.

  Date: 09/29/08 Views: 137,693 Category: Celebrities

• Worlds Hottest Midget

  She may look small but there's no cock too big for this little whore. Watch and then you'll understand.

  Date: 07/02/08 Views: 242,488 Category: Midgets