• HAHA You're A Douchebag

  Dude gets called over to a changing room to assist a random slutty with her bikini. After she briefly leaves, he relishes the moment and starts beating off while the smell of her cunt is still in the air. You da man.

  Date: 04/28/10 Views: 243,237 Category: Busted

• A Bugs Life

  A housefly erroneously travels into the gaping ass cave of a 2 bit whore. I've actually seen this happen on more than one occasion. The novelty never fades.

  Date: 04/05/10 Views: 135,074 Category: Bloopers

• Pull My Winky

  He struts the streets with his cock out and purposely tries to collide with any females passing by. My hero.

  Date: 03/09/10 Views: 172,751 Category: GIF

• The Organic Butt Plug

  Assholes really aren't supposed to bend that way. I have a feeling the next shit she takes is gonna come out looking like a retarded starfish.

  Date: 02/02/10 Views: 130,018 Category: Objects

• Butt Fucked 2 Death

  Cartoon rape/snuff is teh funniez.

  Date: 12/17/09 Views: 271,935 Category: Anime

• Fist Fucking Made Easy

  His forearm looks an awful lot like a horse's penis. In my village, that is what we refer to as "a blessing in disguise".

  Date: 12/04/09 Views: 157,933 Category: Picture

• Kid Catches Parents Fucking

  Dumbshit kid semi-accidentally stumbles upon his dad (Don Vito/Santa) getting his dick sucked for the first in over a decade. Fuckin cockblocker.

  Date: 11/29/09 Views: 181,854 Category: Parents

• Dude Films His Mom Shitting

  I'm gonna go ahead and file this under 'incest'. Filming momma make a #2 is flat out fuckin wrong. Unless your mother happens to be that zesty little slut from Veronica Mars. By all means, record everything.

  Date: 11/16/09 Views: 262,084 Category: Incest

• Anna Nicole Smith Jr.

  Hottest prom photo ever.

  Date: 10/13/09 Views: 204,579 Category: Picture

• Multipurpose Fire Extinguisher

  Neat trick but I fear that might void the warranty. Play it safe and stick with stick 2 liter Mountain Dew bottles. Always feels good to recycle.

  Date: 06/30/09 Views: 121,274 Category: Objects

• Photoshop Is Her Best Friend

  You guys should see my Myspace head shots. I beat these bitches at their own game. Thanks to the blend tool, I look like one of the Jonas brothers and I'm pulling in 300 friend requests a day. Mostly older men but I'm not one too complain.

  Date: 06/25/09 Views: 149,091 Category: Picture

• Fucked Up Boob Job

  Former playboy model Shauna Sand got a tit job and I have a sneaking suspicion that the doctor was blind. Her nipples are just a little fucked up!

  Date: 07/24/08 Views: 137,884 Category: Celebrities

• Worlds Hottest Midget

  She may look small but there's no cock too big for this little whore. Watch and then you'll understand.

  Date: 07/02/08 Views: 242,931 Category: Midgets

• Britney With No Bra

  Her face is busted and she has the hairline of 60 year old man, but her titties still appear to be perky. I'd fuck her and just pretend it was Christina Aguilera.

  Date: 02/16/08 Views: 144,586 Category: Celebrities

• Britney Forgets To Use Tampon

  She can still sit on my face. I'd lick her bloody vagina till my tongue fell off. Just kidding, that dirty goop whore has AIDS.

  Date: 02/01/08 Views: 150,951 Category: Celebrities