Upon closer inspection; my advice would be to stop worrying about further damage to your internals, and start wondering why the lips of your blown out o-ring seem to be growing some sort of subdermal chewing device. #drphil
Not the caliber of female I expect to see getting spitroasted in dimly lit 140p. Still, I got $7.00 that says she uses dipshit phrases like "fr" and "no cap" and "i'll kill you if I find you hiding in the backseat of my Toyota Prius again, mother fucker"
This girl was ahead of her time. Before monetized amateur content, Kick.com and OnlyFans: there was Rainey James. She took risks didn't give a fuck. Too bad she got punched in the face with the Kardashian right hook makeover for 2024 tho.
The most confusing thing about this is them leaving up the older videos of him going kamikaze mode with his under-average sized shrimp roll... then coming out of left field with this Amazon.com special on King Kong dong prosthetic. Weak.
Sorry Chuds, but I'll pass. I prefer my pseudo-sister slampig content to be as believable as possible. That means more screeching about who ate the last Pop-Tart & less TikTok-level acting that makes my crotch itch just being a spectator.
4 minutes of the 2nd most apprehensive sound that can escape the female body during a spirited rnd of Billy Blanks Tae Bo 3 Pack DVD on sale now at Amazon.
It's pretty impressive when a girl finds a way to monetize being bent over by Skeletor. But the $19 donated by i_lost_my_virginity_to_an_applebees_menu could probably have gone to a better cause. Dave Ramsey will hear about this.
No reasons given, just a friend with benedicts that seems to enjoy the apathy for slurping turtle so much she insists on it being documented and put online? Weird.
Looks like S-tier sorority gooch from this angle. Dude should consider himself lucky. Both for getting to immortalize this moment on video, and for reaching a top speed of 1.4 mph when others would have blown the tires off the rental.
Interesting approach. It's not every day you see more than 37 combined seconds of storyboarding and editing for girl #27283's OF content so these spectacles tend to stand out. Particularly this dialogue: "i have to pee, there's a lot of beer in me".
