I'm no expert, but we may be reaching critical levels of shamelessness here. Or as the Italians used to call it; "Exterminus Adversus Slutterdominous". #historical
Take a culture that considers Rick and Morty comedy, crossbreed them with an addiction to experimental street drugs & this is the result. I haven't seen someone this confused w/ the flavor in their mouth since Wendy's started selling breakfast.
If this is happening in the walls of average American bedrooms, then The Nature Channel should start updating those sex ed videos. I didn't see a single antelope.
Nice titties. Spunky attitude. But what really sold me was lack of both girth and length on her costar. Look closely - you can almost pinpoint the exact moment his miniature taquito roll ends her confidence in the male gender for all eternity.
Oh man, I haven't seen the "sniff test" in action since backpage.com was a thing. I can't really say I ever bagged a perfect 10 on there. But one night, I had five twos.
3:10 for the moment of truth. Is dude being honest? Are those surgical gloves? Did I free throw one into the sink at Starbucks from the foul line because their one stall was closed off this morning? All these questions have the same answer.
More dead ends behind those eyes than an apartment building in Silent Hill, but the box squeezes harder than a retard a petting zoo so sacrifices will be made.
The aroma of Tangerine White Claw permeates the dorm room air, as Becky Sloppapuss explores her sexuality while being spectated by a room full of people that know the McDonald's dollar menu by heart. ♫ OHHH SAY CAN YOU SEE ♫
Best part of the live-in girlfriend situation? Walking around half mast during lunch hours is no longer for the unsuspecting Chinese delivery man to enjoy alone. #win
Zero evidence of his testosterone levels, but judging by the performance she just put on, one must assume they are in tip top shape. #olympics2024 #goforgold
If you want attention in 2024, it's gonna take a lot more than hangin brain in the checkout line at Hot Topic. So take notes ladies, because it's this kind of work ethic that springboards you from "girl friend" to "girl wife". Respectfully of course.
Of all the story lines you could possibly choose from, expedited shipping would be last on my fucking list. Then again, so would paying autistic girls in Walmart gift cards to round out your threesome... so maybe I just don't see the vision.
