• Limits? What are Limits?

  If it bleeds, we can kill it: Arnold Schwarzenegger, 1987
  If it goes this deep and lives, you can marry it : Me, 2022

  Date: 07/22/22 Views: 169,966 Category: Slutty

• Only in New Jersey

  I can't prove this was filmed in the heart of America's septic tank. But if it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and whores itself out to 17 live Instagram viewers it probably originated from The Garden State. A little wisdom from Grampa Efukt.

  Date: 06/26/22 Views: 168,597 Category: Slutty

• Preparing for 18 Inches

  I'll leave you with some wisdom my acquaintance at Taco Bell bestowed upon me: Never underestimate a woman's will to feed. She might have the phenotype of a Midwest soccer mom... but when the adrenaline hits, watch the fuck out.

  Date: 05/17/21 Views: 558,572 Category: Slutty