Take a culture that considers Rick and Morty comedy, crossbreed them with an addiction to experimental street drugs & this is the result. I haven't seen someone this confused w/ the flavor in their mouth since Wendy's started selling breakfast.
Using the bowling ball technique as your opening move is pretty bold. But when you're [Lucie Kline] not even setting up a 7-10 split is enough to detour her making it to the end of a scene. This is the girl your butcher warned you about.
And by caught I mean encouraged to bareback strangers she met at the self-checkout lane in Target while her toadstool'd husband slap boxes his cocktail frank under dim lighting from another room. Sickening. more: [I] [II] [III] [IV]
Slammin the salami is no easy task when you're choosing the barn door, and your costar is commonly mistaken for items in Home Depot's gardening section. But her? She'll never know the sweet kiss of General Tso's blast furnace ever again.
"Squirting on the UBER driver" usually isn't a service you can add through the app. But anyone that's taken the old Taco Bell detour on the way home from a bar knows it becomes negotiable before the trip has been completed. iykyk
Should we believe it this time? Probably. This couple was NOTORIOUS for offering that unwashed clam bake to just about anybody with a heartbeat long before the days of OnlyFans. So, crossing the family DNA wouldn't surprise me.
The epidemic continues. You're 20 mins into your nightly 17 hour doom scrolling, and some dingus with the same last name as you barges into the room with a double digit boner and a single digit IQ, demanding service. Imagine the smell[z].
Talking the last clip specifically. The balance. The accuracy. The eating everything in sight. I know a damn professional League of Legends player when I see one.
Everybody has a gift. For some, it's convincing solid 4's to double up on their bald headed field mice while simultaneously solving a sudoku. But that last girl? Whoevers writing the next Final Destination movie better start taking notes.
