I'd be a little less worried about the buttsex and more concerned with whatever off-road vehicle ran over his dick and fled the scene. The fuck is going on down there my guy? Even the lions on Animal Planet don't treat their meat that badly.
What's his secret to success? It's simple really. Just inject 75 milligrams of Dbol directly into your scrotum every 3 days, and you too can gallivant around the neighborhood in seek of sub-500 TikToker's in dire need of a hospital visit.
Don't be misled by the Victoria's Secret attire and willingness to film. She may resemble that waitress at Denny's you wanted to fuck in dad's El Camino... but trust me - there isn't enough blackmarket dick pills to hammer through this one.
Exercise is important. But it looks like Shirley forgot the second half of influencer-gram's 2 tenants to get scammed into a healthier lifestyle. The part that says you need more than 300 calories a day to withstand a drive-by BBC of this caliber.
Pegleg McGreggor is packing enough meat to start a slaughterhouse. Naturally his first course of action is to find the nearest Caucasian and attempt snicker bar seppuku. Me thinks he may be the one responsible for this abomination as well.
Not the orifice I normally keep a firm grip on while in the front seat of a drive-thru, but I'll go with the fantasy. unrelated: Dairy Queen is not single-ply friendly.
[Lana Grey] up at bat again. This (French?) testicle gremlin is simply way too popular to not follow up on. I mean, just look at her list of interests: "Dorama, anime, horses, video game. Walk, smoking weed. Play with cock) "chefskiss.gif
