Steamrolling into her first OnlyFans content, or making some sort of political statement? I can't confirm or deny either side; but the total lack of fucks given by her BFF behind the camera makes me think she's an eFukt regular. whattup?
[0:26] mark for the health care assistant in question. Just don't bypass that first video, which apparently features a fucking Carbuncle climaxing for the first time.
And by destroyed I obviously mean pleasantly surprised by an erection that didn't need to pass three different piss tests in order to make it past her cotton candy canoe. I've been told that's considered a delicacy in the gluten-free community.
One indisputable fact: Crossbreeding Schwarzenegger with anything will instantly improve it. Even an extraordinarily overhyped meme girl that surprisingly, hasn't made me want to pull my third ball off. Here's to those 15 mins lasting another 5.
I can't tell you how old this artifact of history is, but it's somewhere in between Intel Pocket PC Cam and Tamagotchi eras. Our girl is probably watching this from the other side of a social security check rn. (I have absolutely no concept of time)
The more inbreeding in ur bloodline, the further u go to seek sexual satisfaction. A simple concept, reinforced by the director's cut episode of Survivor Man in that last clip. It makes Jeppson's Malort seem like a fuckin delicacy. It's that abhorrent.
A hearty "FUCK YOU" to whoever said portable meat satchels can't get you laid. This man's lust for affordable nutrition on-the-go just netted him enough tier-2 tuna casserole to earn a Martha Stewart seal of approval. #putthatontelevision
I'm sure an UBER to a trailer park and at least 2 cans of 4LOKO are responsible for the creation of this vid. But, screw it; Even Spalding is jealous of that bounce.
Found this gem in comments: "He has basketball shorts on with no underwear and I am so distracted by his big fat monster dick print that I am on the ground from a hard punch before I know it and he is taking my phone and running away"
Ahh the 2011-2013 era of hooligan porn. [this] [duo] got chlamydia walking, so OnlyFans girls of today could spread digital AIDS running. History is important.
Of all the story lines you could possibly choose from, expedited shipping would be last on my fucking list. Then again, so would paying autistic girls in Walmart gift cards to round out your threesome... so maybe I just don't see the vision.
This one's pretty legendary as far as college porn goes. And apparently it's the layman's guide to attracting women in Nebraska: Where the cure for a Heineken hangover is getting straight rawdogged before locating your fucking toothbrush?
Sorry, don't have a name for you. She's no Riley Star - the only pornstar I've ever actually bothered to remember. Why? 'cause at her peak she was 18, anorexic and had the face of Sabrina The Teenage Witch, minus that googly eye. Marry me.
Adding rawdog butthole bossa nova to her skill tree was probably the greatest decision of her phub life. One of the rare organisms actually worth the [$4.99]
Yet another horde of beatniks that have somehow managed to monetize the kind of performances that once only existed behind the locked doors of a Berlin basement. Big points for that Mitzuwana breakdancing at the 6:12 mark though.
I can't imagine what has to happen in life for you to trade oral sex for opioids. But I'm betting it involves the neighbor's cat and all 12 delicious flavors of Rice-a-Roni.
Of all the unexpected fluids you can get blasted with in the backseat of a mid-range economy car, it's really not all that bad. People with friends that frequent the Dairy Queen drive-thru on a weekly basis know what I'm talking about.
Same guy teh hub. Apparently he's made quite a name for himself by power blasting any willing participant in a 20 mile radius. College level? Menopausal? It literally doesn't matter. If it's got 2 legs and purchases Vagisil, he'll get active.
I can't tell if this is actually something people are into, or some sort of structural building block of postmodernism porn. Send this to Jordan Peterson and find out.
The unwritten rules of the practicing sexual deviant? #1 Backseating anything hygiene related, #2 Look as much like George Lopez as possible #3 Outdoing WWE's last PPV in both precision and dynamic move sets. This Yeti is 3 for 3.
If you want attention in 2024, it's gonna take a lot more than hangin brain in the checkout line at Hot Topic. So take notes ladies, because it's this kind of work ethic that springboards you from "girl friend" to "girl wife". Respectfully of course.
What exactly are we looking at here? Hazing ritual? Underestimating Applebee's $1 margaritas? A Russian wedding night? I don't know, but one thing's for sure: The original tribal chief will be acknowledged and you can't do anything about it.
So... what's the explanation this time? Normally guys looking like the result of crossbreeding Napoleon Dynamite with an eggplant are incapable of securing women of this quality. Edit: nvm I just realized those are tits and not her thighs.
