What's that old saying again? If a sex act exists, some degenerate fuck from Corhole Arkansas is practicing it in the backroom of his cousin's double-wide? Because I'm pretty sure that's what we're all witnessing right now. Kill him twice.
This is all but guaranteed to eradicate any story you may have been led to believe about how hard it is to bang an established pornstar. Don't be misled by this man's total lack of enthusiasm: Your hunt of commissioned snapper begins now.
Contrary to appearance, leading role in a wiener apocalypse isn't her specialty. You could say her B.A. in theater was more wasted than season 4 of The Walking Dead. But that's a-okay when you can add "Panther Whisperer" to your resume.
This is what happens when pressure to get attention social media goes too far. Friendships are exiled, Starfishes are puckered - all because some jackoff had to keep his hands busy between double fisting Natty Ice during a UFC payperview.
Another one of those videos where erections are left with more questions than answers. Why would they do this? How could they do this? And how many times has this public service been traded for pinto beans? I need closure mother fucker.
Well over an hour of the most abrasive beefy bazooka blowouts to ever have the luxury of being caught on film. Some people will be turned off to anal for life. Others will discover a new path to restraining orders. But all will be entertained.
solid proof HERE edit: Seems it was temporary. But how this girl remains sexually aroused is beyond me. Multiple 8 hour days of being molested by a Menudo cover band seems like it would dry out the sandbox pretty fucking quick, ya feel me?
No context, no explanation. Just a couple that like to beat the living corn bread out of each others genitals in the backseat of environmentally-friendly sedans. I've officially never seen such disrespect for cloth interiors in all my life.
Meet your new unreachable standard. Probably seen more transferable disease than a California protest crowd, yet she's still able to erect a nation of erections without trying. Don't be fooled by his lack of intensity - this is A+ tier flib flab.
The first girl may have very well ended erectile dysfunction as we know it with nothing more than eye contact. The second one instantly brought the epidemic back in full force. That's some sweet 50/50 booking, BROTHER. [original here]
Jamming your weenus into crazy girl buttholes without consequences is about as probably as a Bernie Sanders-sponsored straight pride parade. But you have to admire her dedication. Thoughts? Hit it? Or hit it with a Toyota Corolla?
Apparently semi-professional fornicators have acquired some sort of dignity? Back in my day that hotel room door would have been unlocked, opened and inviting all migrants to participate in the three-handled family grudunzle.
7 (read: seven, as in the number of times I've been kicked out of Burger King for "unnecessary use of a urinal") acts of public lewdness not even I suggest copying, especially that last one. Let's just say: Raging Waters will never be the same again.
Nevermind the fact that she talks like a slightly upgraded version of Stan's tard sister on Southpark. What I really want to know is what's up with this new trend of bodily fluids being replaced with Nickelodean slime. And I want to know now.
Sheldon is an expert of 2 things: Fortnite building & frying up the best meatball hot pockets this side of the prime meridian. Unfortunately neither skill will stop her from cheating with a guy that considers windchimes a musical instrument.
Hannah Hays has an interesting combination. The top half screams "I still wear training bras and listen to Backstreet Boys on vinyl". And the bottom half just echos it because DAMN that pussy is fat enough to charge NYC parking rates.