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  • Now I've Seen EVERYTHING

    Today we learn three crucial things, so grab your colored pencils and pay attention: #1: Voyeurism is alive and well #2: Sexual misconduct is always negotiable. And #3: Lifetime bans from Macy's aren't a big deal. Lets get it.

    Date: 12/20/21 Views: 209,369 Category: WTF

  • Your Wife vs. A MONSTER

    I'm thinking it might be best if you restrict your boyfriend from all documentary featuring Big Foot from now on. Either that or start fucking a lawn mower instead. It would probably be easier to explain those noises to the neighbors next time.

    Date: 12/18/21 Views: 223,077 Category: Freaks

  • Uh... why is this legal?

    Things I've watched until the end: [1] All 67 volumes of SSBBW Ivy and Friends [2] The Star Wars Holiday Special [3] Game of Thrones Season 8. Things that have made me tap out instantly: [1] This [2] This video [3] This mother fucking video.

    Date: 12/17/21 Views: 215,074 Category: Cringe

  • The Destroyer of Ass

    From this angle it appears she's fucking an eggplant. But upon closer inspection you'll realize that's non-other than the shitter fritter himself: Woodman. aka The Machine. aka the man who lived through more STDs than all the 1970s combined.

    Date: 12/16/21 Views: 235,064 Category: Anal

  • 54 Inches or Less

    At barely 5 feet tall you're really risking full blown perineum detachment. Seriously; One miscalculated thrust to the fallopian tubes and your days of unassisted urination are out of the fucking window. You've been warned, Mia.

    Date: 12/15/21 Views: 166,120 Category: Midgets

  • Roommate Wreckfest

    Downside to living with a depraved girl from Frogballs Arkansas? Every time you get half a hard-on, it's time to perform. And then there's the other end of the spectrum: Girls with daddy issues, but not enough Plan-B to fulfill their destiny.

    Date: 12/13/21 Views: 233,812 Category: Rekt

  • Very Beautiful, Very Brave

    Seems this B-tier porn LARPer has acquired some sort of certification from the city? Back in my day this jobber would have laid down for the 3 count without a gimmick and put the legend over. And dammit, she would have liked it. (brother)

    Date: 12/11/21 Views: 201,716 Category: Public

  • RUN MOTHERFUCKA!

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    Date: 12/08/21 Views: 196,516 Category: Busted

  • Did ya learn something?!

    1:35 is the moment from the thumbnail you're looking for. Right after the domestic abuse clips and watching our insurance rates go up in real time?

    Date: 12/06/21 Views: 193,203 Category: Rekt

  • How the Fuck is this Possible?

    This one is for the homies that asked me wtf happened to that girl who looks like Sarah Palin crossbreed her with a gerbil? As fate would have it, not even a pandemic slowed down her quest to hate cum on a budget. Yikes and gadzooks.

    Date: 12/05/21 Views: 221,098 Category: Derp

  • WAS IT WORTH IT?!

    I mean, blemishing a clean criminal record with multiple counts of exposing your barking walrus to complete strangers in public. The short answer? Yes. [original]

    Date: 12/02/21 Views: 184,181 Category: Slutty

  • OVERDEVELOPED at 18-years-old

    Margery and her whacky genetics have some fucking explaining to do. Personally, I think she should find a way to increase size by at least 30%. I hear right around Quadruple-K cups is when those real disability checks should start pouring in.

    Date: 11/30/21 Views: 205,340 Category: Webcams

  • Top TikTok Girl L E A K E D

    I was gonna comment on her looking like Wish.com Bella Poarch. Then got sidelined by her cranking his cock like a Tug-o-War with King fuckin Kong. Lady, free tip: It's not the GenericWhoreMeUp line at Sephora. There are limits here.

    Date: 11/26/21 Views: 290,688 Category: Celebrities

  • Real Mother, Realer Daughter

    This increasingly disturbing camgirl behavior keeps picking up more steam, but this time the female is a total right-swipe. Just ignore mommas resemblance to Antonio Banderas in The Mask of Zorro, and it will be BUENOS FAPPERINOS.

    Date: 11/25/21 Views: 241,883 Category: Webcams

  • Making Friends in Ecuador

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    Date: 11/24/21 Views: 336,838 Category: Drunk

  • Wife Sharing Gone Bad

    Don't blame him. This 'once in a lifetime event' occurs more often than my toilet flushes after a McDonald's breakfast. Fuse that with her mouth breather-husband filming this despicable ordeal, and your climax is officially cancelled muchachos.

    Date: 11/23/21 Views: 266,220 Category: Cuck

  • Meanwhile, on TikTok...

    Watch her get fucked [HERE] and [HERE]

    Date: 11/20/21 Views: 224,156 Category: Hot

  • Innocent Girl's Guide to Anal

    Kinda like the Jigsaw franchise, this went from slightly intriguing to 'it's time to stop' pretty damn quick. Tipping point involves a cherry-popper story told in the most soothing voice I've heard since Bob Ross. 10/10, would bust nut again.

    Date: 11/19/21 Views: 259,014 Category: Anal

  • "sorry I broke your white pussy"

    This lady has a condition known as "fucking gullible". It's what happens when dad stops loving you before your 1st year of college, so you seek the refuge of alpha males that tenderize you like a $2.00 shank of London Broil. Manager's special.

    Date: 11/18/21 Views: 214,583 Category: Big Dicks

  • Yo, This your wife?

    2 parts mystery, 18 parts boner food. The bafflement begins about halfway into scrolling downward, when you realize these cornholios are too polished to have experienced chimichanga nite after dancing with Jack Daniels and Jim Beam.

    Date: 11/16/21 Views: 224,571 Category: Gallery