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  • 3 Guys, 3 Hours - Revenge?

    Jim Cramer stocks, portable toilets at a Morgan Wallen concert and discounted Hamburger Helper on Craigslist: All things I'd touch before giving this petri dish another chance at stealing my limited edition Good Times AMIBO collection.

    Date: 12/24/21 Views: 177,297 Category: Bitches

  • The Crowd Pleaser

    Camgirl Porn: Sometimes these chicks are as exciting as an audio book of Newt Gingrich customizing a bowl at Chipotle. But throw in a pair of glasses and a girl that pays the vagisil bill with e-tokens, and it becomes a legend in the making.

    Date: 12/23/21 Views: 221,190 Category: Amateur

  • 1 Minute in Paradise

    Consider this a 60 second tutorial on why you should always reach for vagina outside of Walmart's Black Friday sale. Remember Norman Vincent's words: “Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll still land among the gonorrhea.”

    Date: 12/22/21 Views: 288,928 Category: Hot

  • Biggest Mistake of Her Life

    Like making it past the 7 min mark of the new Matrix movie, Sandra realizes a mistake has been made and there's no refunds. Now stitch that mud box up and get back in the game, BonERGuy67_IDAHO just dropped $5.00 worth of tokens.

    Date: 12/21/21 Views: 306,455 Category: Anal

  • Now I've Seen EVERYTHING

    Today we learn three crucial things, so grab your colored pencils and pay attention: #1: Voyeurism is alive and well #2: Sexual misconduct is always negotiable. And #3: Lifetime bans from Macy's aren't a big deal. Lets get it.

    Date: 12/20/21 Views: 209,396 Category: WTF

  • Your Wife vs. A MONSTER

    I'm thinking it might be best if you restrict your boyfriend from all documentary featuring Big Foot from now on. Either that or start fucking a lawn mower instead. It would probably be easier to explain those noises to the neighbors next time.

    Date: 12/18/21 Views: 223,092 Category: Freaks

  • Uh... why is this legal?

    Things I've watched until the end: [1] All 67 volumes of SSBBW Ivy and Friends [2] The Star Wars Holiday Special [3] Game of Thrones Season 8. Things that have made me tap out instantly: [1] This [2] This video [3] This mother fucking video.

    Date: 12/17/21 Views: 215,178 Category: Cringe

  • The Destroyer of Ass

    From this angle it appears she's fucking an eggplant. But upon closer inspection you'll realize that's non-other than the shitter fritter himself: Woodman. aka The Machine. aka the man who lived through more STDs than all the 1970s combined.

    Date: 12/16/21 Views: 235,109 Category: Anal

  • 54 Inches or Less

    At barely 5 feet tall you're really risking full blown perineum detachment. Seriously; One miscalculated thrust to the fallopian tubes and your days of unassisted urination are out of the fucking window. You've been warned, Mia.

    Date: 12/15/21 Views: 166,155 Category: Midgets

  • Roommate Wreckfest

    Downside to living with a depraved girl from Frogballs Arkansas? Every time you get half a hard-on, it's time to perform. And then there's the other end of the spectrum: Girls with daddy issues, but not enough Plan-B to fulfill their destiny.

    Date: 12/13/21 Views: 233,839 Category: Rekt

  • Very Beautiful, Very Brave

    Seems this B-tier porn LARPer has acquired some sort of certification from the city? Back in my day this jobber would have laid down for the 3 count without a gimmick and put the legend over. And dammit, she would have liked it. (brother)

    Date: 12/11/21 Views: 201,721 Category: Public

  • RUN MOTHERFUCKA!

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    Date: 12/08/21 Views: 196,539 Category: Busted

  • Did ya learn something?!

    1:35 is the moment from the thumbnail you're looking for. Right after the domestic abuse clips and watching our insurance rates go up in real time?

    Date: 12/06/21 Views: 193,218 Category: Rekt

  • How the Fuck is this Possible?

    This one is for the homies that asked me wtf happened to that girl who looks like Sarah Palin crossbreed her with a gerbil? As fate would have it, not even a pandemic slowed down her quest to hate cum on a budget. Yikes and gadzooks.

    Date: 12/05/21 Views: 221,116 Category: Derp

  • WAS IT WORTH IT?!

    I mean, blemishing a clean criminal record with multiple counts of exposing your barking walrus to complete strangers in public. The short answer? Yes. [original]

    Date: 12/02/21 Views: 184,210 Category: Slutty

  • OVERDEVELOPED at 18-years-old

    Margery and her whacky genetics have some fucking explaining to do. Personally, I think she should find a way to increase size by at least 30%. I hear right around Quadruple-K cups is when those real disability checks should start pouring in.

    Date: 11/30/21 Views: 205,352 Category: Webcams

  • Top TikTok Girl L E A K E D

    I was gonna comment on her looking like Wish.com Bella Poarch. Then got sidelined by her cranking his cock like a Tug-o-War with King fuckin Kong. Lady, free tip: It's not the GenericWhoreMeUp line at Sephora. There are limits here.

    Date: 11/26/21 Views: 290,720 Category: Celebrities

  • Real Mother, Realer Daughter

    This increasingly disturbing camgirl behavior keeps picking up more steam, but this time the female is a total right-swipe. Just ignore mommas resemblance to Antonio Banderas in The Mask of Zorro, and it will be BUENOS FAPPERINOS.

    Date: 11/25/21 Views: 241,907 Category: Webcams

  • Making Friends in Ecuador

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    Date: 11/24/21 Views: 336,971 Category: Drunk

  • Wife Sharing Gone Bad

    Don't blame him. This 'once in a lifetime event' occurs more often than my toilet flushes after a McDonald's breakfast. Fuse that with her mouth breather-husband filming this despicable ordeal, and your climax is officially cancelled muchachos.

    Date: 11/23/21 Views: 266,406 Category: Cuck