When the ass is this level of quality, ur little "iz just a prank br0" turns into "2nd degree felony assault" pretty damn fast. Thats your lesson for the day, TikTok'rs.
Not even the worst thing this creature of the night has done either. She's the "self-proclaimed filthiest slut in the Centennial State" but I'm not sure how many uppercuts to the fallopian tubes it took to earn that title. More of ALEIGHA HERE
uhh... just what in the Tennessee family reunion inside a Denny's handicapped bathroom stall is going the fuck on here? So many questions have come to mind.
Speculation time: Misogynist? Eccentric fetish? The mating ritual of the Monarch Southern Californian? We may never know the answer, but one thing is certain: His verbal assault would have landed a 6-figure comedy special from HBO in 1998.
I don't know what year Britney Spears was relevant, but judging by the world championship on CHUD #203's shoulder, I think everyone in this video does.
Not exactly building an impressive resume when 2 1/2 inches of Alabama's finest sends you running for the Neosporin. This might interfere with her five year plan.
Shy? Shame? These words mean about as much as shit covered lollipop in 2021; Where your OnlyFans revenue is only limited by a false sense of morality. Not sure how the zero-sex Twitch syndicate is going to follow this performance tho.
Take notes fellas; If girls aren't flocking to your Levi's like extra chromosomes to Shia LaBeouf, then you're doing it wrong. Neighbors, the elderly, second cousins - absolutely nobody is safe from the charm of this community service manager.
If you've seen one "help me stepbro" motion picture, you've seen them all. But at least this one is self-aware and comes with the All Natural Double-D DLC package already installed. That's Josephine Jackson and you need more of her in your life.
It's one thing to assume the position in public. It's another to do it during company hours just to keep your addiction going. Now, somebody invite her to a Texas Ranger's bullpen, ASAP. She could be doing a lot of good for the world.
As fate would have it; You can enjoy yourself in a public bathroom without the help of a dollar menu and malt liquor. It's like I'm learning new things everyday.
I'm sorry but this current theme of TikTok degenerates 'pushing the limits' just isn't doing it for me (fam). Call it an old school mentality - but without even as much as a battle scar from a petting zoo exhibit, I refuse to label you as extreme.
