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  • The Pain Means it's Working

    One sudden move makes those lips swing around like a Basset Hound's ears during a tropical storm, and you want us to believe David's mini Twinkie is a threat to you? Keep the bullshit on TikTok, Becky - we're not buying it today.

    Date: 01/09/22 Views: 188,072 Category: Amateur

  • Threesome Doesn't Go as Planned

    Only 3 minutes in and her "DTF-BFF" is already retreating to TikTok. Undoubtedly to feature a status update about why it's important to scrub behind the labia once a month set to the smooth stylings of The Breakfast Club soundtrack. #bossbitch

    Date: 01/06/22 Views: 188,051 Category: Webcams

  • "Filming my sister's first time"

    Sound version HERE

    Date: 01/05/22 Views: 179,542 Category: Ouch

  • Happy Fucking New Year

    4 min tutorial on why u stay away from those folks that consider a $50 Mernard's gift card some form of foreplay. Remember Norman Vincent's words: “Always shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it, you'll still land among the hepatitis."

    Date: 01/01/22 Views: 444,800 Category: WTF

  • Wrecking a Redhead

    Selena Love

    Date: 12/31/21 Views: 162,247 Category: Porn

  • The Bosses Daughter?

    Kinda impressive to be honest. The average man would willingly inhale the frappuccinos out of her entitled shitbasket just to say they were in the same room as her. You can go ahead and consider your penis retired my good man.

    Date: 12/30/21 Views: 226,210 Category: Busted

  • Another Family Ruined

    28 semesters of Botswanian dance theory paid for, and this is how you return the favor, Becky? You are now a disgrace to the once great town of Ballbag, Arkansas.

    Date: 12/28/21 Views: 432,055 Category: LMAO

  • Too TIGHT? That ain't RIGHT

    Book a 3-day trip to Thailand during any given season, and you're sure to end up face-to-clam with the kind of squash box a vending machine coin slot would be deathly jealous of. And this lady of the evening is no exception, except for...

    Date: 12/27/21 Views: 208,452 Category: Surprise

  • Twisted Sister

    Replace "sister with "myself" and "surprised" with "initiating a level 4 code red biohazard" and this bathroom video suddenly becomes relatable. Side Note: Never trust the color green at a Mexican restaurant. There is no happy endings.

    Date: 12/26/21 Views: 402,685 Category: Incest

  • "MY ASS IS CUMMING!"

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 12/25/21 Views: 296,253 Category: Anal

  • 3 Guys, 3 Hours - Revenge?

    Jim Cramer stocks, portable toilets at a Morgan Wallen concert and discounted Hamburger Helper on Craigslist: All things I'd touch before giving this petri dish another chance at stealing my limited edition Good Times AMIBO collection.

    Date: 12/24/21 Views: 175,972 Category: Bitches

  • The Crowd Pleaser

    Camgirl Porn: Sometimes these chicks are as exciting as an audio book of Newt Gingrich customizing a bowl at Chipotle. But throw in a pair of glasses and a girl that pays the vagisil bill with e-tokens, and it becomes a legend in the making.

    Date: 12/23/21 Views: 220,355 Category: Amateur

  • 1 Minute in Paradise

    Consider this a 60 second tutorial on why you should always reach for vagina outside of Walmart's Black Friday sale. Remember Norman Vincent's words: “Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll still land among the gonorrhea.”

    Date: 12/22/21 Views: 288,396 Category: Hot

  • Biggest Mistake of Her Life

    Like making it past the 7 min mark of the new Matrix movie, Sandra realizes a mistake has been made and there's no refunds. Now stitch that mud box up and get back in the game, BonERGuy67_IDAHO just dropped $5.00 worth of tokens.

    Date: 12/21/21 Views: 305,776 Category: Anal

  • Now I've Seen EVERYTHING

    Today we learn three crucial things, so grab your colored pencils and pay attention: #1: Voyeurism is alive and well #2: Sexual misconduct is always negotiable. And #3: Lifetime bans from Macy's aren't a big deal. Lets get it.

    Date: 12/20/21 Views: 208,825 Category: WTF

  • Your Wife vs. A MONSTER

    I'm thinking it might be best if you restrict your boyfriend from all documentary featuring Big Foot from now on. Either that or start fucking a lawn mower instead. It would probably be easier to explain those noises to the neighbors next time.

    Date: 12/18/21 Views: 222,752 Category: Freaks

  • Uh... why is this legal?

    Things I've watched until the end: [1] All 67 volumes of SSBBW Ivy and Friends [2] The Star Wars Holiday Special [3] Game of Thrones Season 8. Things that have made me tap out instantly: [1] This [2] This video [3] This mother fucking video.

    Date: 12/17/21 Views: 214,354 Category: Cringe

  • The Destroyer of Ass

    From this angle it appears she's fucking an eggplant. But upon closer inspection you'll realize that's non-other than the shitter fritter himself: Woodman. aka The Machine. aka the man who lived through more STDs than all the 1970s combined.

    Date: 12/16/21 Views: 234,260 Category: Anal

  • 54 Inches or Less

    At barely 5 feet tall you're really risking full blown perineum detachment. Seriously; One miscalculated thrust to the fallopian tubes and your days of unassisted urination are out of the fucking window. You've been warned, Mia.

    Date: 12/15/21 Views: 165,244 Category: Midgets

  • Roommate Wreckfest

    Downside to living with a depraved girl from Frogballs Arkansas? Every time you get half a hard-on, it's time to perform. And then there's the other end of the spectrum: Girls with daddy issues, but not enough Plan-B to fulfill their destiny.

    Date: 12/13/21 Views: 232,932 Category: Rekt