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  • well... didn't expect THAT?

    Most erections won't make it past that hobgoblin in the second video, but trust me - it gets better. Not season 4 into season 5 Game of Thrones better. More like final episode "thank fuck this is over, I need to shower this stink off me" better.

    Date: 02/16/22 Views: 238,227 Category: Public

  • More than She Bargained For

    Haven't seen that kind of disorientation in a white girl's eyes since Starbucks offered 2x points on a non-holiday. And much like inhaling $18.00 worth of overcooked coffee beans, a price will be paid for jamming that down her throat.

    Date: 02/15/22 Views: 265,389 Category: Big Dicks

  • Mom's Side-Gig II

    Nope, not even getting a participation trophy for this. I've seen episodes of The Golden Girls with more enthusiasm. FREE TIP: When geriatric sitcoms produce stiffer erections than u, it might be time rethink the whole porn thing. [PART 1]

    Date: 02/14/22 Views: 181,881 Category: Public

  • The Perfect Fit

    This is called Taking a Swedish Bike Ride. It happens when those dudes with above-average girth fail lubrication preparation. So they pump harder... til a breaking point hits. Somewhere between the 3rd & 4th second degree burn.

    Date: 02/13/22 Views: 260,406 Category: Anal

  • How to Fuck Up a Cuckolding

    1. Nothing. 2. Nothing. 3. Nothing. Name three things more humiliating than getting clowned by a guy that considers "SUPREME" the epitome of fashion.

    Date: 02/11/22 Views: 236,288 Category: Cuck

  • Catching a Predator

    Brittanya Razavi channels Gordon Ramsay. Kagney Linn Carter gets on a list. Pierre Woodman blurs the language barrier for the 900th time this year. And Amai Liu... Well... let's just say we finally have a real threat for Jake Paul. #bookit

    Date: 02/08/22 Views: 277,480 Category: WAT

  • There's 2 Kinds of Hookups

    Practically 4 years of regretful behavior summed up in 30 seconds, or behind the scenes of the next Valtrex commercial? Today you choose your own adventure.

    Date: 02/03/22 Views: 194,157 Category: Public

  • One Night in Moscow

    2 Appletinis into the evening and Olga literally can't calm her tits for more than 10 consecutive seconds. Judging by the video footage, this is both an ethics violation and a crash course on why you diligently vet those profiles on russianbrides.com.

    Date: 02/02/22 Views: 156,566 Category: Russia

  • Going For an 18-year-old

    Scroll down ↓↓ for the comments on this. You will not be disappointed. (probably)

    Date: 02/01/22 Views: 232,273 Category: Hot

  • Zero Self Control

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 01/28/22 Views: 289,113 Category: Fail

  • Forget something, Becky?

    This is acceptable. But you hang one brain out of your 2XL Nike Mesh shorts on squat day & suddenly you're on the lifetime ban list. P.S. Fuck you Planet Fitness.

    Date: 01/27/22 Views: 203,556 Category: Public

  • TikTok Thotting 101

    It's almost hypnotic. almost

    Date: 01/26/22 Views: 269,333 Category: Busted

  • What Girls do for Money

    I'd critique the plot... but we are a lot closer to this reality than ever before. Also I want to save the laughter for when some rogue 4Chan hactivist starts swapping some stranger's blueprints with the Nancy Pelosi and Donald Trump protocols.

    Date: 01/25/22 Views: 219,284 Category: WTF

  • This is Somebody's Mother

    Today the PTA in PTA meeting stands for Possibly Transmitting AIDS.

    Date: 01/24/22 Views: 227,404 Category: MILF

  • Life in a Frat House

    History lesson: If u were slappin meat in the 2010 era, your hog was constantly subjected to these "pioneers" passing off middle-aged women as college girls fucking everything with a pulse. To those select few: I apologize for the PTSD.

    Date: 01/23/22 Views: 209,967 Category: Busted

  • Legal in California

    Make sure you watch this video and dive into her Twitter wormhole first for the complete user experience. They essentially cement Hannah Hays as one of the most concerning specimens to ever Plan-B her way through the porn industry.

    Date: 01/22/22 Views: 281,459 Category: Derp

  • WE GOT A TWITCHER

    Just stick around for the macarena her butthole starts performing around the 0:10 second mark. For most of you, it will be the first time you see this part of the human body pull off these kinds of moves without intervention from Taco Bell.

    Date: 01/20/22 Views: 170,250 Category: WAT

  • "use me. abuse me."

    I recognize that "if a character from A Bug's Life did porn" phenotype. That's none other than Lucy Doll, and let me tell you something brother: It's all erections and extra-absorbent Bounty Paper towels... until you hear her voice for the first time.

    Date: 01/17/22 Views: 188,124 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Girlfriend of the Month?

    One of those moments where u truly wonder if the dude wifed her or knifed her. It's adventurous buttholes like hers that make a man think about bending a knee.

    Date: 01/15/22 Views: 201,609 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Trashing The Rental

    I can't imagine how many security deposits had to be forfeited before she learned not to film these things. I respect the adrenaline rush, but the only road this behavior leads to is paved with Plan B and a whole lot of fucking apologies.

    Date: 01/14/22 Views: 163,657 Category: Slutty