If your the kind of man that can enjoy white girls giving back to a marginalized community, then this is the video for you. Don't give a fuck about philanthropy? Then perhaps [another video showcasing women's talent] suits you better.
The aroma of Tangerine White Claw permeates the dorm room air, as Becky Sloppapuss explores her sexuality while being spectated by a room full of people that know the McDonald's dollar menu by heart. ♫ OHHH SAY CAN YOU SEE ♫
Face reveals take a backseat when you're built like this. It's like Thanksgiving dinner. Once the meat hits the table, zero fucks are given about all those sides.
Best part of having less shame than the 2000 Spanish Paralympics Basketball team? Walking around half mast is no longer for the pizza delivery man to enjoy alone. That last dude clearing two floors and sprinting half naked though? lmao
That look at the 2:25 mark. It's like the last remaining neuron in his brain suddenly activated again, and then immediately committed suicide when it realized what the fuck was going on. You can't Reddit poll your way out of this one, Stewart.
Best part of the live-in girlfriend situation? Walking around half mast during lunch hours is no longer for the unsuspecting Chinese delivery man to enjoy alone. #win
hmm. either our male protaganist has been studying the teachings of master Splinter, or me thinks she's been down this hazelnut covered highway before.
If the universe-switching eyerolls syncing up with every uppercut to her cervix wasn't proof enough, the Labor Day sale floral pattern fashion trends from Khols on her outfit should be that this is a super mom. Also, opiates are probably bad.
While you're doom scrolling through your 407th video of brainrotted TikTok leftovers, she's out here doing something productive. You two are not the same.
Never underestimate the sex drive of a B-tier TikToker w/ an A-level facial game. You end the week with an umbrella policy on your health insurance... but the stories you'll be able to tell ur bros in Roblox chat will be absolutely legendary.
An enthusiastic flock of females that don't believe the night is over unti clout levels have reached unimaginable proportions. Very reminiscent of a reoccurring dream I keep having involving Ronda Rousey & STUBBS® Dr. Pepper BBQ sauce.
Here's How Sydney Sweeney Boosted Crocs Stock Price This Week: Crocs brand Heydude named Sydney Sweeney as its global spokesperson Wednesday. The brand generated over 18% of Crocs' $1.1 billion revenue in the second quarter.
Zero evidence of his testosterone levels, but judging by the performance she just put on, one must assume they are in tip top shape. #olympics2024 #goforgold
That was about as much accidental as the front page of Reddit. Still, her reactions are kinda priceless. Particularly the "there's a pack of wallabys gnawing the inside of my sphincter" look that is persistently peppered throughout this interaction.
The shelf life on this niche can't be more than a year or two. "NoLube/PornForce/Broken Sluts" - All of these studios have one thing in common: Keep penetrating until the chromosome count is no longer in line with the national average. #ouch
If you want attention in 2024, it's gonna take a lot more than hangin brain in the checkout line at Hot Topic. So take notes ladies, because it's this kind of work ethic that springboards you from "girl friend" to "girl wife". Respectfully of course.
Prostitution is a pretty straight-forward process. Browse Craigslist Gigs-Labor section and let the restraining orders fly. Unless you're a naive rookie that charges less than KFC's 10-piece Family Feast. Then, it gets a little awkward...
