• Welcome to the Trap House

  "I'll tell ya one thing about my personal life that I've never told before. I never fucked a ten, but one night, I fucked five twos. And I think that ought to count. I think that ought to go in your record as a positive achievement." - George Carlin

  Date: 12/12/22 Views: 177,043 Category: Compilations

• Undeniable Talent

  Starts with a rerun of Seinfeld
  Ends with explosive pants shitting
  This is every single night of my Summer of '97

  Date: 03/08/22 Views: 149,914 Category: Compilations

• Mother Fuckin Bangers

  I'll save you some time: I don't know who girls #2, 5 or 7 are. But I do know we can thank the combination of Smirnoff and Snapchat to make this video possible.

  Date: 02/21/20 Views: 244,757 Category: Compilations

• TikTok Has Ruined Porn

  Not relevant to the video. It just felt like the time to say it. More of these HERE

  Date: 02/04/20 Views: 245,603 Category: Compilations

• I'm Disgusted, Yet Amazed

  Blatant use of vaginas, Public shaming, High definition cameras -- this video is more well-rounded than the Grand Slam breakfast bill I ran out on this morning. The kicker is in the last video clip. Really brings me back to the glory (hole) days.

  Date: 01/06/20 Views: 241,504 Category: Compilations