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  • STACKED and DELUSIONAL

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    Date: 01/04/16 Views: 270,639 Category: Parents

  • Beauty and the Beast

    This is xXxfuukaxXx, but I prefer the moniker teh Mahatma Gandhi of amateur porn. She's here to show you that real beauty is skin deep. Right underneath the two #7's at Del Taco and 38 ounces of smooth Dr. Pep.

    Date: 12/26/15 Views: 192,222 Category: Fatties

  • Your Boyfriend is a Douchebag

    Prettier the girl, the nicer you have to act to get below the panty line. A pretty standard concept and it's now officially obsolete thanks to this Australian asshole. Guy makes Martin Shkreli look charitable, he's that dickish.

    Date: 12/24/15 Views: 155,322 Category: Assholes

  • Cops Don't Give a Fuck

    #16

    Date: 12/23/15 Views: 203,945 Category: Gallery

  • The Hunt for Black October

    Today we follow a pre-menopausal momma in her quest to cross interracial waters. But if you expect to see wreckage, click elsewhere. When she finally meets her chocolate destiny things don't really measure up, haha.

    Date: 12/21/15 Views: 294,056 Category: MILF

  • ALWAYS DTF

    Meet deum0s. She has a look that could score mucho dollerinos in the corporate side of Instagram but she passed on that to persue the better things in life... like getting fucked to the soundtrack of Saw II. NAWICE.

    Date: 12/17/15 Views: 438,189 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Regretful Girl is Regretful

    Speculation time: Rent due? Lost a bet? We may never know how many trips to the ATM it took for this Crisco ambassador to game a solid 7, but one thing is certain: His constant apologizing isn't softening the blow LOL.

    Date: 12/14/15 Views: 442,722 Category: Fatties

  • Mall Cop of the Year

    Let's hope dude is better at guarding the food court than he is at laying pipe. Because after 38 seconds of vaginal contact, the show is over. No embarrassment, no questions. Just 1 federali multitasking like the boss.

    Date: 11/29/15 Views: 194,413 Category: Busted

  • She Dont Like 15 Inch Penises II

    Every good movie deserves a sequel, and many moons ago we discovered a girl that has less tolerance for raw beef products than a level 5 vegan. Probably all an act, but the hole-to-hole acrobatics is worth the followup.

    Date: 11/25/15 Views: 290,045 Category: Big Dicks

  • I'm Jealous

    This is XXX_Diamant. A legend in her own right when Romanian girls ruled the cam game. This history lesson shows us what incurable daddy issues look like... except this visual's got wood. Quite literally I'm afraid.

    Date: 11/24/15 Views: 299,492 Category: Webcams

  • Ronda Rousey: After the UFC

    Porn Parodies: The sure sign of making it in the entertainment industry. Most celebrities have to wait until their 2nd act of public intoxication to get one, but odds are they didn't get brain kicked back to reality.

    Date: 11/23/15 Views: 150,062 Category: Celebrities

  • TBT: Lending a Hand

    Becky tries to single-handledly start her own stripper lives matter movement... by assisting her colleague's spontaneous skull fucking and not giving 1 shit about it.

    Date: 11/19/15 Views: 236,655 Category: LMAO

  • Watch and Learn

    Can't imagine this guy's life. Is it still considered 'gay' if the Alabama corn-holer you're sucking is your own? Here's to hoping the solution to that question is still on Stephen Hawking's bucket list. Time's ticking my friend.

    Date: 11/13/15 Views: 176,182 Category: LMAO

  • The Sounds of Love

    This girl is a total audiophile. Bang her at just the right angle and you'll be rewarded with sounds you'd normally hear in a public bathroom during the Puerto Rican Day parade. Let the greasing of your chorizo grande begin.

    Date: 11/09/15 Views: 165,672 Category: Queefy

  • Small Girl, Big Attitude

    She literally can't go 7 consecutive seconds without having to stop and scrunch her face like Michael Cera being bent over by an NFL linebacker. It's a condition. Us folks in the pronographic community call it cuntitis.

    Date: 11/05/15 Views: 184,803 Category: Teen (18+)

  • HULK SMASH

    Age of Ultron left us with 1 question: Where the fuck is Hulk? Well my almost-totally desensitized friends: We found him. Thus ending a year-long debate that he'll be in Infinity Wars. Another score for Wonder Woman fans.

    Date: 11/01/15 Views: 156,952 Category: LMAO

  • I Want a Refund

    Guess he figured once the sound of MFC pocket change was heard, his cock would transform from Twizzler to the sword of Excalibur. TIP: It doesn't. And his hefty honey abandons ship faster than a gym elliptical lvl 1.

    Date: 10/31/15 Views: 178,467 Category: Webcams

  • Fuckin Tourists

    Trashy brunette high off a feminist rally channels some standard white-female empowerment fantasy through the power of pussy. But the real trophy here isn't Cletus' snapshot, it's Hobo Jones in the background.

    Date: 10/30/15 Views: 177,344 Category: Voyeur

  • Snuff Porn is Hilarious

    I've seen some pretty awful CGI in my day. Dwayne Johnson in The Scorpion King, that glacier scene in Die Another Day & the entire Stephen King library. But this? This has heart. And tits that moistened my pantaloons.

    Date: 10/29/15 Views: 186,555 Category: WTF

  • Safety First

    Meet 19-year-old Crystal. She has a knack for turning Toys "R" Us into a sexual sweatshop. And thanks to this waifu trying to be for laifu, 2 new items just made the list: Jump ropes and Hello Kitty helmets. I smell autism.

    Date: 10/25/15 Views: 137,270 Category: Freaks

  • I'm Going Vegan

    Get fucked Monsanto. PROOF HERE.

    Date: 10/24/15 Views: 173,681 Category: Public

  • Feels Good Man

    My African acquaintance in the entertainment industry has long told me porn & music simply don't go together. Upon the 11th time stroking my spring roll to this masterpiece, I'm beginning to think he's a fucking liar.

    Date: 10/22/15 Views: 192,036 Category: WTF

  • Good Samaritan

    < 3 this girl. But to win her over I'd have to pull out all the stops: Netflix the Naruto filmography, brush up on Reddit lingo and comes to terms with being called silly shit like 'newbie', and 'stalker'. The things I do for love.

    Date: 10/21/15 Views: 186,794 Category: Derp

  • 30 Banned Halloween Costumes

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    Date: 10/19/15 Views: 141,077 Category: LMAO

  • TINDER GOLD

    Never have I seen a girl articulate her sexual desires with such grace. Undeniably the most erotic mental imagery I've had since hearing about McDonald's 24/7 breakfast menu. Both are guaranteed to require a mop.

    Date: 10/14/15 Views: 242,198 Category: Freaks

  • Stripper Rapes Frat Boy @ Indiana U

    You probably heard about this already. Story spread faster than genital warts at a 2LiveCrew concert. What you may not know is the Ronda Rousey-esq triangle choke hold applied. It's a mother fuckin thing of beauty.

    Date: 10/12/15 Views: 303,048 Category: Voyeur

  • One of These is Not Like the Other

    Deebo gets shown the fuck up by the most impressive white snake seen since the hair metal renaissance of the 1980's. Neato... but if he ever wants to visit her poopoo cabin he's gonna need optimism, and a crowbar.

    Date: 10/07/15 Views: 194,495 Category: Webcams

  • Bangin' on a Budget

    Fueled by mental disability, these heavy-breathing fun seekers construct an excess amount (SEE: 1) of DIY love dolls. Imagine if you could get these things in a Chernobyl sweatshop - that's what they're mating with.

    Date: 10/02/15 Views: 135,687 Category: Fail

  • Just A Little Bit Fucked Up II

    A pleasant reminder that in Rio De Janeiro, if a woman opens her mouth to do anything other than suck cock or eat creme de papaya, consequences will be had. I refuse to find meaning here... but 1 man already did.

    Date: 10/01/15 Views: 293,778 Category: Gallery

  • #OKTOBERFEST

    It's that time of year again. When the sounds of regret coming out of all orifices at once still can't drown out some rimjob who considers the accordion a pivotal musical instrument. It's not exactly easy on the liver...

    Date: 09/30/15 Views: 249,057 Category: LMAO