Featured Porn Videos Page 68

  • Just A Little Bit Fucked Up II

    A pleasant reminder that in Rio De Janeiro, if a woman opens her mouth to do anything other than suck cock or eat creme de papaya, consequences will be had. I refuse to find meaning here... but 1 man already did.

    Date: 10/01/15 Views: 293,778 Category: Gallery

  • #OKTOBERFEST

    It's that time of year again. When the sounds of regret coming out of all orifices at once still can't drown out some rimjob who considers the accordion a pivotal musical instrument. It's not exactly easy on the liver...

    Date: 09/30/15 Views: 249,056 Category: LMAO

  • How People End Up in Jail

    Poor execution, bro. People want to see a petite Puerto Rican with a size 0 waist become the target of that nut butter hail storm. Not a girl named Annushka and her fuckstick friend. Now apologize to her dollar store linen.

    Date: 09/29/15 Views: 205,309 Category: Fappers

  • "I lost my virginity to a prostitute"

    Luckiest 18-year-old this side of Germania gets a b-day gift for the ages... Silicone-free, rentable-by-the-hour vagina. Look out world, for the next 4.5 action-packed minutes belong to Clovis 'take no prisoners' Hofmann.

    Date: 09/27/15 Views: 247,159 Category: Virgins

  • Noobs Can't Double Penetrate

    Ever watch Dumb and Dumber To? Me neither... but if they were to make a pornographic spinoff with Megan Fox, it might look something like this. Denied entry times: 12:20, 20:15 and Custer's last stand @ 23:30.

    Date: 09/24/15 Views: 158,865 Category: Fail

  • World's Most Dangerous BJ: HD

    There's nothing more boner-deflating than being within inches of death, save for your dad walking in on you hammering it to Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting. How this guy managed to ejac is forever a mystery to me.

    Date: 09/23/15 Views: 218,930 Category: Shocking

  • Junk in the Trunk

    I can't even attempt to describe this proctologist's wet dream. Her dimensions are more hypnotizing than Mark Wahlberg's cock in Boogie Nights. Actually no... that's another dimension of bewilderment, but u get the idea.

    Date: 09/21/15 Views: 224,737 Category: Amateur

  • Amanda Seyfried's Tits

    If I may be so bold, I'll speak for everyone here: I can forgive the low-grade cellphone quality. I can look past Ned Flander's head blocking half the shot. But giving us .GIF over .MP4? 0/10 you ungenerous, greedy shitbag.

    Date: 09/18/15 Views: 268,024 Category: Celebrities

  • The Fister Sisters

    There's a thin line between acceptable Facebook profile photos and wrist-deep rectal slaughter. Where that line exists, I don't know... but judging by the decorative wall piece behind them I can guarantee girlie #1 does.

    Date: 09/14/15 Views: 257,791 Category: Picture

  • Incredibly Fucked Up

    Nice taste in women victims. Terrible pickup strategy though. Two words: Adoption Agency. Join the rest of the evolved population and use a dog to break the ice next time, you repulsive inbred piece of antisocial shit.

    Date: 09/12/15 Views: 221,526 Category: Assholes

  • It Finally Happened: Pizza Guy SCORES

    He's having good luck of the blowjob variety, and it's all caught on webcam. Her reason? Token flow is low and she has to get an edge on all the other pizza sluts. Uh huh. I see her future now... and its wearing Depends.

    Date: 09/07/15 Views: 183,996 Category: Pizza

  • Porn is in Her Future

    Another one of those videos where brain cells are left short-circuited after being presented an elementary grade math question. All sorts of lolz, but still a long way to go before catching up to Beavis & Butthead.

    Date: 09/02/15 Views: 185,496 Category: Derp

  • Walk of Shame: Brazilian Style

    South American harlot gets the dignity kicked/punched/stripped out of her after jumping into bed with the wrong husband. Lesson learned: When it comes to men named Alfonzo, keep the guavas tucked in at all times.

    Date: 08/29/15 Views: 169,941 Category: Stripped

  • D-Train Finger Bang

    A romantic moment breaks out in front of stunned train passengers. Emilio then ups his game by infiltrating teh underpants and securing a chastity belt-like grip on this gypsies coin purse. Technique brought to you by JCVD.

    Date: 08/27/15 Views: 149,673 Category: Public

  • Girlfriend of the Month

    If only she put as much effort into those art classes as she does into her Spider-Man BJs, maybe that twat wouldn't be behind a paywall. I like you, I'll fap to you - but the pedestal is still reserved for Six from Blossom.

    Date: 08/26/15 Views: 128,372 Category: Flexible

  • Israel's Secret Weapon

    A beautiful face can make up for anything: Political strangleholds, war refugee negotiations, type 1 genital warts. But this girl? She's a weapon of mass erectile dysfunction and I don't know whether to fuck or flee...

    Date: 08/25/15 Views: 224,369 Category: Hot

  • Sometimes Nerds Are Hot 2

    Fire up League of Legends at any given time and you're sure to be communicating with a post-250 pounder that thinks Pop Tarts are a food group. Say hi to the exception. She's like Olivia Munn... except interesting.

    Date: 08/22/15 Views: 218,816 Category: Webcams

  • Best. Concert. Ever.

    Hipster look without the feminist agenda. Not a bad piece of turkey jerky. Will I date her? No. Will I treat her to a Gummy Bear Jamba Juice and complimentary cornhole evaluation? OHY. Her Twitter. Her YouTube.

    Date: 08/21/15 Views: 240,547 Category: Public

  • FIRE IN THE HOLE

    Diana "yes i'll have cheese on that" Dumpington's attempt to cover up the stench of her gas cloud backfires hilariously by pulling off a bank shot Kobe Bryant would be proud of. I'm kinda filled with envy.

    Date: 08/19/15 Views: 173,180 Category: GIF

  • SURPRISE CUNNILINGIS

    It's all shits and dumplings until you give a 67-year-old beet farmer a cyclopean erection. He was invited to look-no-touch - he went bobbing for carp instead. We call it 'sexual assault'. China calls it 'breaking the ice'.

    Date: 08/16/15 Views: 128,853 Category: Seniors

  • Stuck on You

    Skip to the end. The part where he goes 4th of July inside the walls of her meat wallet. If the consistency of his brand doesn't scream 'i maintain a steady diet of yogurt, honey & Elmer's glue' I don't know what does.

    Date: 08/12/15 Views: 226,622 Category: WTF

  • Caught Masturbating at Work

    DOMINO EFFECT: she goes 2fast2furious on her clitoris > sound alerts boss > surprise confrontation almost makes her give birth to a Hershey's special dark bar. Find her HERE where she bills herself as a cool 55lbs.

    Date: 08/06/15 Views: 211,469 Category: Webcams

  • 2 Cleaning Ladies, 1 Legend

    If only the planet of ham from this classic were here today, we could get his approval. Or h8 since his only documented contact is with Ralph Macchio. Point is: Karate Kid is a good movie and deserves our respect.

    Date: 08/05/15 Views: 432,430 Category: Alphas

  • SHARKING... by Females?

    JinJang and Co. drop their porkbuns and head to the streets for some good ol' fashioned Shanghai fun: Going berserker barrage on a defenseless girls undergarments. It's like watching Bill Cosby in 1983. Too soon? Too bad.

    Date: 08/01/15 Views: 179,193 Category: Stripped

  • The Horrors of Anime Addiction

    One time something Japanese-related decides not to censor genitalia... it involves a love doll built for Verne Troyer. But the key phrase today is: LOVE STORY. This has one that would make Twilight shit it's pants in envy.

    Date: 07/30/15 Views: 133,469 Category: WTF

  • 4 Stages of Anal

    00:05 - FEAR
    02:37 - PAIN
    04:16 - HATE
    11:43 - LOVE

    Date: 07/26/15 Views: 349,734 Category: Anal

  • The Art of Not Giving a Fuck

    3 groups of degenerates that have truly mastered the art of public debauchery. Blondie doing the 24 dong taste test may be a (worthy) repost, but Mr. Bean's sidewalk slam and the camel sliders sure as shit aren't.

    Date: 07/23/15 Views: 246,763 Category: Voyeur

  • Introductory to Prostitution

    An eight minute crash course on how to squeeze every shekel out of your favorite vagrant - as illustrated by a guy that barks out more instructions than a fucking ride at 6 Flags. It's priceless information really. Trust me.

    Date: 07/21/15 Views: 204,683 Category: Hookers

  • His Father Was Part Horse

    Pegleg McGreggor is packing enough meat to start a slaughterhouse. Naturally his first course of action is to find the nearest Asian female and attempt snicker bar seppuku. Me thinks he was responsible for this as well.

    Date: 07/12/15 Views: 316,105 Category: Big Dicks

  • Blowjob FAIL (HAHA)

    S'n some D only has a few rules: Minimal teeth usage and keep the c-rings away from all other jewelry. Not a hard list but this backpage.com alumni decides to test fate anyway, resulting in an epic rage quit. GG NO RE

    Date: 07/05/15 Views: 177,896 Category: Fail