That look at the 2:25 mark. It's like the last remaining neuron in his brain suddenly activated again, and then immediately committed suicide when it realized what the fuck was going on. You can't Reddit poll your way out of this one, Stewart.
I say twice because the only other time I've seen those massive dairy bags in action, was when someone tried to slip one of the most well known music scores in between them [here at the 4:22 mark]. Art really should be better appreciated.
Not the plan of attack I recommend you try on the misses. But when ur baiting donations, anything that doesn't run on a diesel engine seems to be fair game.
The title there wasn't lying. At one point it sounded like somebody was beating the leg of a coffee table with a moist beach towel. The definition of "worth it".
The thumbnail at the beginning of this thing really had me wondering if she was refunding last night's trip to Jack In The Box. His reaction after going full slurp really had me wondering if she was refunding last night's trip to Jack In The Box.
That number isn't verified, but the fact that more than one of these exists on camera is impressive. The only thing more degenerate then the following 9 mins, are the fucking comments lurking underneath it. The human experiment failed.
It'll never meet the legendary aura of [bad times at the bachelorette party] because... well, nothing will. But comparing is the thief of joy, and we shouldn't let $27 worth of content think tanking go to total waste here. She gets my vote.
hmm. either our male protaganist has been studying the teachings of master Splinter, or me thinks she's been down this hazelnut covered highway before.
While you're doom scrolling through your 407th video of brainrotted TikTok leftovers, she's out here doing something productive. You two are not the same.
First warning sign should have been suggesting Ziploc Big Bags as contraceptive. The 2nd was needing to pay for a day pass in order to enter the donkey exhibit.
I've actually seen [this girl] before, but never getting ragdolled like Jeff Bezo's disposable income. Maybe when she's done finding herself, she can sign up for a safer hobby. Like glassblowing. Or teaching mountain lions yoga, for example.
Ahh the 2011-2013 era of hooligan porn. [this] [duo] got chlamydia walking, so OnlyFans girls of today could spread digital AIDS running. History is important.
The average threesome flatline before u can get the word out ur mouth. But not today. Side note: Anyone know if she has other vids? Specifically ones without Borat's cousin whose idea of teh sexy time is a penis softer than a bowl of yogurt?
The shelf life on this niche can't be more than a year or two. "NoLube/PornForce/Broken Sluts" - All of these studios have one thing in common: Keep penetrating until the chromosome count is no longer in line with the national average. #ouch
This one's pretty legendary as far as college porn goes. And apparently it's the layman's guide to attracting women in Nebraska: Where the cure for a Heineken hangover is getting straight rawdogged before locating your fucking toothbrush?
Symptom #27 that you just graduated from tasteless MILF meat, to full fledged community service: You find yourself with 15 minutes between PTA meetings and instead of preparing for it, you roll the dice and smash sum butt hash instead.
Rewriting semi-vintage porn history? Not on my watch. She is/was Ashley Rosi and her pioneering of amateur degeneracy will not be de-volved to muh mother content. edit: She's still active in '24. And it seems gravity still hasn't won the war.
Remember when a person could catch a few snoozes without fear of a psuedo family member treating their body like a communal dart board? Because I do not.
