Stewart's contribution to black history month takes an immediate nose dive when he realizes not all fetishes are built the same, and going into this battle unarmed wasn't exactly the hypebeast move he originally thought it was haha. [source]
Short of being a petri dish for Moderna, idk what this behavior is good for. Never having the face-to-face embarrassment of power washing your partner? Caution to those considering signing up; Not all special teams plays are built the same.
Every time the drive-thru Starbucks groupies gets themselves into one of these Wayne's World extreme close ups, it makes me wonder how many lines of sweet Colombian jelly beans it took to get here. The answer is never what you expect.
That's definitely the couple from [CAMTASTROPHES 11] Funnily enough you can hear her babble on about protesting facial injustices at the 3:52 mark, and in this vid we can see why. Cletus' family farm clearly specializes in growing asparagus.
A comped hotel room in Vegas, and enough meat to keep the free buffet going for a week. I've done the math and have concluded: this could only end one way.
Honestly, I first thought the dude on set was Vitaly and we were finally about to get his moment of redemption. That was immediately followed by severe disappointment by the lack of Hagrid being tagged in for the crusty walrus.
The last clip in here is one wild ride. Imagine spending weeks convincing your corner store cam girl to accept the blindfolded handicap match, only to watch her get sidelined by a dude that gets cease and desist letters from John Carpenter.
I was once told Romanian girls that don't scam you are about as authentic Twitch.com's policy to keep exposed buttholes off their website. But Michael Mouse stands by "Sometimes all you need is a little bit of magic to believe".
This was definitely created before the boom of lobotomized TikTok actors made Steven Segal look like an Oscar contender. Respect for being visionaries I guess?
James Deen commenting under this video is what really drives it home. It's like this dude has internal radar for undiscovered eastern European stink wrinkle.
Imagine spending weeks convincing your corner store Karen to accept the 2vs1 handicap match, only to sideline her with a cock that gets cease and desist letters from Nike. Just flip that thing over & hit it with a snowmobile again, you'll be aite.
That's definitely the same girl from this suburban conga line. [Assassin Edit]: Her name is SubGirl0831 and she's still active to this day posting pure poetry like; "I love the weekends where I lose track of how many guys used my butthole"
Sorry, but I'm not about to believe headlines from a website that unironically posts the full version of Lady of The Rings. The Tolkien disrespect is heinous.
It may not be written in the rule book, but there's only one translation for the body language on the girl going Milli Vanilli on herself. And it lives somewhere in between "i need to pay taxes" & "the cowboys choked". Three of life's guarantees.
Everyone else talking about USD collapse and unable to afford housing, while I'm just waiting for girls to start doin this in Chipotle parking lots again. #oldfashioned
Not a whole lot of backstory when the original uploader runs with "two bitch" as the video title, so we'll have to improvise: Audrey was concerned about post-wipe skidmark aromas, so her friend took it upon herself to give the full inspection.
