Definitely a more pleasant experience than my first time witnessing this behavior in the butcher's line of a Whole Foods. Apparently expiration dates are negotiable.
This condition is more commonly known as "high maintenance". It happens when all ur sexual experience comes from Ikea tutorial videos, so you seek the refuge of sigma males that have less communication skills than The Undertaker. #sad
The title there wasn't lying. At one point it sounded like somebody was beating the leg of a coffee table with a moist beach towel. The definition of "worth it".
It'll never meet the legendary aura of [bad times at the bachelorette party] because... well, nothing will. But comparing is the thief of joy, and we shouldn't let $27 worth of content think tanking go to total waste here. She gets my vote.
Sometimes I ask myself, how exactly did we get this far as a society? Then I remember Reddit has 50 million active users and it all starts to make sense.
An enthusiastic flock of females that don't believe the night is over unti clout levels have reached unimaginable proportions. Very reminiscent of a reoccurring dream I keep having involving Ronda Rousey & STUBBS® Dr. Pepper BBQ sauce.
Ahh the 2011-2013 era of hooligan porn. [this] [duo] got chlamydia walking, so OnlyFans girls of today could spread digital AIDS running. History is important.
If uve been gifted the dimensions of a jar of grammas old fashioned marmalade, then you may have never experienced this situation. Alpha Chads such as yourself would power through both this interruption, and the following domestic assault.
A trio of foreigners visiting America decide to participate in one of the west's most notable pastimes in recent history: Cuckolding within 500 yards of a 7-11.
The most confusing thing about this is them leaving up the older videos of him going kamikaze mode with his under-average sized shrimp roll... then coming out of left field with this Amazon.com special on King Kong dong prosthetic. Weak.
I can't prove it, but girl in white definitely lost her virginity to an Elden Ring action figure, and the other might doing this to feed her family. Either way » no refunds
Ahh convulsion porn. It's right up there with White Girl Wonder Bread and being aroused by Danny DeVito. 3 things you probably shouldn't try w/o a backup plan.
With over 400 scenes (that we know of) since 2013, Stella Cox still doesn't look a day over 390. This one must have been shot during her up and coming phase when gravity was still losing the war. Enjoy this, but never forget the good times.
That's definitely the couple from [CAMTASTROPHES 11] Funnily enough you can hear her babble on about protesting facial injustices at the 3:52 mark, and in this vid we can see why. Cletus' family farm clearly specializes in growing asparagus.
Honestly, I first thought the dude on set was Vitaly and we were finally about to get his moment of redemption. That was immediately followed by severe disappointment by the lack of Hagrid being tagged in for the crusty walrus.
I was once told Romanian girls that don't scam you are about as authentic Twitch.com's policy to keep exposed buttholes off their website. But Michael Mouse stands by "Sometimes all you need is a little bit of magic to believe".
