What the skidmark hell is actually wrong with this generation? They literally can't even go 67 seconds without giving complete strangers the POV simulation of a proctologist's annual examination. And don't even get me started on the women.
All we can learn is a two-pack of Coors Light gives the confidence one needs to perform like a deranged circus animal. But today? That education is free. Practice what you see here & I promise them size 14 Bumble girls will never "lmao" again.
Vintage Exxon Mobil decor. A slight tinge of Rajeesh's piss soaked mop bucket. Nothing but 4" of drywall separating you & skidrow's finest. Romance isn't dead.
Of all the ways to leave your digital footprint on the Internet, I'd say this ranks up there in the top 3 of the absolute fucking worst ways of all time. Right behind being a food reviewer and paying to gain access to a Twitch streamer's discord.
Don't know exactly who to blame here, but judging by her mannerisms it's safe to say this happens more often than transmitting STD's at a Taylor Swift concert.
Head still attached? Organs not punctured? Zero ammunition? Considering the videos normally coming out of this country, I'd say she got off pretty f'n light...
Straight out of a Twilight fan club, Slim Jim has found himself between a promise and a dream. I'm talking a cool $0 payout. Not even enough to send that haircut back to 2009 when being a furry without admitting to being a furry made it cool.
How many times have I said "mother of fuckin' AC Fucking Slater, this dude's custard cannon probably weighs more than her entire body" ? Ninety seven. How many times did I actually mean it in the literal sense? Zero. The streak is broken.
Solid 5/10? I can sympathize. East Euro impoverish-core decor? Understandable. What I'm throwing red flags on is her ability to look like she's being sodomized by an industrial fruit juicer every time he makes contact with her clitoris. #pass
When ur cum face cant be distinguished from the unfortunate soul paid to scrub porcelain at Taco Bell on Cinco de Mayo, it may be time to reevaluate your idea of eroticism. Or just watch this techno freddy fuck instead. Like I give a bullcrap.
