The chance of this video being authentic ranks less than my ban from Olive Garden being lifted before 2025. Oh man... If those breadsticks could talk...
This one is a classic but I'll leave you with the following: "She was allegedly told she would win a holiday for taking part in the sick game but the "prize" later turned out to be a $5 drink with the same name.". Read the full story HERE!
I don't know what the fuck I just watched, but I'm pretty sure it's vegan and thinks r/politics is unbiased. Now fetch my Power Ranger loin cloth, I wish to ejaculate.
Rarely do I say this... but she is 1 crotch hair away from a Burger King Breakfast Bowl on my dime. Unfortunately my potato spud wouldn't make it past stroke 4.
Contrary to appearance, churning the cornhole cavern won't result in receiving a large order of spicy chicken nuggets. Proving yet again that you shouldn't believe stereotypes. It just leads to disappointment. And the faint aroma of burned metal.
Raging shitlord confronts his S/O with accusations of sampling foreign hotdogs... only to end up havin her accept impromptu 1v1 match on the spot. #unforgivable
Clout-chasing hysteria has about as many boundaries a Twitch simps payday. But unlike that tier-3 Amouranth sub, they will never see live stream again. #peeposad
I dunno man... this seems pretty predictable outcome to me. Shes got the tolerance of tungsten steel and these prick jobs are more annoying than a checkmarked Twitter account. Low effort fraud should have been expected.
tip: scroll down 30% of the page. This is the kind of girl you come home to with your hamster up her ass during a marathon of Big Bang Theory on Thanksgiving Eve with your parents in the guest bedroom. Don't ask questions, just trust me.
Shameless self-promotion, and more diseases than a clinic on Skid Row? The majority of you have already clicked at this point. And for that -- I thank you.
I mean, blemishing a clean criminal record with multiple counts of exposing your barking walrus to complete strangers in public. The short answer? Yes. [original]
Apparently "Netflix and Chill" is a foreign concept in this part of the world. But dare to follow this Eastern Tourist's Guide to Sexual Assault and I can promise you, you'll never have the freedom to masturbate without an audience again.
My goodness. If she went any deeper on that thing I'd fully expect a petition for Ben & Jerry's to release the fabled A2M flavor of their frozen yogurt. Imports only.
