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  • Banned From Planet Fitness

    Yeah I know she's not in a PF location during this video, but one would have to assume this kind of behavior would get you a coast-to-coast ban. They seem to have a very high intolerance for sexual behavior and lifting weights above 50lbs.

    Date: 10/08/24 Views: 225,189 Category: Slutty

  • Just Ended Your Sister's Career

    This is pretty standard 'i drank 2 whole Coronas at once and had sex with a house plant' plot lines. But our lead actress still has some explaining to do. [more here]

    Date: 10/07/24 Views: 214,032 Category: OnlyFans

  • Glory Hole FAIL

    uhh I don't know what the fuck is going on in that last clip, but it seems like a reasonable solution for men that willingly choose the all beer and cabbage diet. And that special group of people that treat galaxy gas like a major food group.

    Date: 10/07/24 Views: 179,264 Category: LMAO

  • Another Teacher Caught

    If this is peak modern day problem solving, I'm just a tad bit concerned about the future. As well as the atrocious deflation of value from corporate dollar menus.

    Date: 10/06/24 Views: 253,424 Category: Busted

  • Just Scroll to 12:45

    ahhh shieet

    Date: 10/05/24 Views: 207,726 Category: Cringe

  • That's Not Your Wife Anymore

    File the paperwork. It's over.

    Date: 10/04/24 Views: 305,453 Category: Cuck

  • Just Nebraska Things?

    Non-existent respect for other's property, and enough PSI to degrease the engine of a Toyota Corolla. Normally a combination worthy of being proud of, now actually looks pretty fuckin abhorrent in retrospect. Hit the showers immediately.

    Date: 10/04/24 Views: 146,678 Category: Public

  • You Fucked Ned Flanders

    Date: 10/03/24 Views: 175,295 Category: Amateur

  • 1 Brother, 1 Sister ?

    Yeah ok. They're about as related to each other as I am to Toad from Mario Bros. tip: I'm not. My mushroom doesn't need assistance from plumbers to get jumpin.

    Date: 10/02/24 Views: 202,715 Category: WAT

  • First Time Is The Hardest

    She'll never know the luxury of 4-Cheese Pasta Roni constipation ever again.

    Date: 10/01/24 Views: 221,726 Category: Anal

  • Oops. Mom's Home

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    Date: 09/30/24 Views: 270,865 Category: Busted

  • Almost Kept It A Secret

    If it weighs less than a garbage bag full of water damaged Saved By The Bell VHS tapes and has less depth than a zoomer with a pocket full of unused V-Bux cards, it's gotta be Molly Little. She may actually be on to something here. #imlying

    Date: 09/30/24 Views: 165,034 Category: Impressive

  • #3 Escort In Vietnam

    Hey, alright. It's still a medal.

    Date: 09/29/24 Views: 203,606 Category: Hookers

  • Almost Too Easy

    It's almost like they're trying to bring back the golden days of Bang Bus back to the masses. But it's not quite there yet. Advice? Less classes at the Hulk Hogan school of acting. More diverse locations. Like a glory hole, or Dollar Tree perhaps.

    Date: 09/28/24 Views: 181,066 Category: Public

  • Cuckold "Fan Meet" Goes Wrong

    If she looks familiar, it's because [she is]

    Date: 09/27/24 Views: 222,202 Category: Cuck

  • Buttsex Didn't Work Out

    As fate would have it; You can't enjoy every hole with the help of pharmaceuticals and Captain Morgan. It's like the Internet is here to teach us something every day.

    Date: 09/27/24 Views: 161,288 Category: Anal

  • Getting His Money's Worth

    That's assuming he coughed up the pesos to commission this couch surfer for 37 minutes. Most of the time these non-herpes having types don't tend to give up the goods for small talk and a Netflix movie. Trust me, I've been to south Florida.

    Date: 09/26/24 Views: 181,135 Category: Teen (18+)

  • "can you walk?!"

    welp

    Date: 09/25/24 Views: 146,101 Category: Quitters

  • wtf? was the rent due?

    This is [allicatcollared] and her hobbies include: Philosophical debates on racial inequities, [posting on reddit] and cosplaying as a northern Indiana shish kabob.

    Date: 09/24/24 Views: 202,310 Category: Rekt

  • No Backup Plan at 18 Years Old

    While you're gallivanting around the Internet, sampling the finest OnlyFans trailer park hotdog water like it's a tour of NAPA, I'm out here finding the ones worthy of giving up a value meal to free up funds for. We are not the same. More: [-HERE-]

    Date: 09/23/24 Views: 237,029 Category: OnlyFans