The thumbnail at the beginning of this thing really had me wondering if she was refunding last night's trip to Jack In The Box. His reaction after going full slurp really had me wondering if she was refunding last night's trip to Jack In The Box.
Best part of the live-in girlfriend situation? Walking around half mast during lunch hours is no longer for the unsuspecting Chinese delivery man to enjoy alone. #win
That number isn't verified, but the fact that more than one of these exists on camera is impressive. The only thing more degenerate then the following 9 mins, are the fucking comments lurking underneath it. The human experiment failed.
It'll never meet the legendary aura of [bad times at the bachelorette party] because... well, nothing will. But comparing is the thief of joy, and we shouldn't let $27 worth of content think tanking go to total waste here. She gets my vote.
hmm. either our male protaganist has been studying the teachings of master Splinter, or me thinks she's been down this hazelnut covered highway before.
If the universe-switching eyerolls syncing up with every uppercut to her cervix wasn't proof enough, the Labor Day sale floral pattern fashion trends from Khols on her outfit should be that this is a super mom. Also, opiates are probably bad.
While you're doom scrolling through your 407th video of brainrotted TikTok leftovers, she's out here doing something productive. You two are not the same.
Yet another horde of beatniks that have somehow managed to monetize the kind of performances that once only existed behind the locked doors of a Berlin basement. Big points for that Mitzuwana breakdancing at the 6:12 mark though.
Never underestimate the sex drive of a B-tier TikToker w/ an A-level facial game. You end the week with an umbrella policy on your health insurance... but the stories you'll be able to tell ur bros in Roblox chat will be absolutely legendary.
Sometimes I ask myself, how exactly did we get this far as a society? Then I remember Reddit has 50 million active users and it all starts to make sense.
An enthusiastic flock of females that don't believe the night is over unti clout levels have reached unimaginable proportions. Very reminiscent of a reoccurring dream I keep having involving Ronda Rousey & STUBBS® Dr. Pepper BBQ sauce.
Here's How Sydney Sweeney Boosted Crocs Stock Price This Week: Crocs brand Heydude named Sydney Sweeney as its global spokesperson Wednesday. The brand generated over 18% of Crocs' $1.1 billion revenue in the second quarter.
First warning sign should have been suggesting Ziploc Big Bags as contraceptive. The 2nd was needing to pay for a day pass in order to enter the donkey exhibit.
Zero evidence of his testosterone levels, but judging by the performance she just put on, one must assume they are in tip top shape. #olympics2024 #goforgold
That was about as much accidental as the front page of Reddit. Still, her reactions are kinda priceless. Particularly the "there's a pack of wallabys gnawing the inside of my sphincter" look that is persistently peppered throughout this interaction.
I've actually seen [this girl] before, but never getting ragdolled like Jeff Bezo's disposable income. Maybe when she's done finding herself, she can sign up for a safer hobby. Like glassblowing. Or teaching mountain lions yoga, for example.
