Okay so he's got be me beat by half an inch. But where I lack in size, I make up for in mobility. Bet you a hundred bucks that dwarf is incapable of doing my signature 'reverse pile driver' sex move. So beat that, motherfucker.
Former playboy model Shauna Sand got a tit job and I have a sneaking suspicion that the doctor was blind. Her nipples are just a little fucked up!
