Shame she doesn't make raunchy butt ripper videos anymore. A damn crying shame. Never again will we see this level of excitement when it comes to colonizing the dark planet. EDIT: she's still alive/active. more [here] and [here]
Starts out as acting, but looks like things ended with a tinge of legitimate concern before the credits rolled out. Just another one of those unfortunate side effect from bartering with a man that considers mixed martial arts a form of roleplay.
Interesting technique around the 1:50 mark. It's 10% erotic, 90% "how to install carpet using a knee kicker". You might forget this video, but the rugburn won't.
If facial expressions tell a story, I'd say this hog hopper just blasted through the entire Lord of The Rings trilogy and got halfway into the spinoffs in less time than it takes to shit myself after Panda Express egg rolls. (also known as: warp speed)
Nice face. Great spirit. But what really gets u is the idea of someone committing to dating this specimen exclusively. Imagine the pill addiction. :100: :thinking_face:
Like the thunderdome, a Woody casting means two enter but only 1 leaves with a working sphincter. The following rush to Costco's adult diaper section is usually a dark day in the victim's life... but not today. Double BOOM. Double DOOM. [more]
Life Lesson #27: If you have worse rectal control than one of the golden girls; seek out another hobby. Last time I saw someone pay for skidmarking this abusive he was ultimately banned from Chipotle at the corporate level. (it was me) [more]
Looks like the kind of video set up by a guy one anime character re-voicing away from a total nervous breakdown. Lesson learned I guess? Never trust the AirBNB advertisement with the words "my mom only works nightshift" in the fine print.
The Nintendo Switch is a hybrid video game console, consisting of a console unit, a dock, and two Joy-Con controllers. Although it is a hybrid console, Nintendo classifies it as "a home console that you can take with you on the go".
23 years of positive thinking and rectal (in)tolerance have manifested themselves in a mint condition 2024 episode of live webcam failures, goofs and all around chucklefuck situations that probably didn't transpire as originally expected...
Yeah I know she's not in a PF location during this video, but one would have to assume this kind of behavior would get you a coast-to-coast ban. They seem to have a very high intolerance for sexual behavior and lifting weights above 50lbs.
As fate would have it; You can't enjoy every hole with the help of pharmaceuticals and Captain Morgan. It's like the Internet is here to teach us something every day.
That's assuming he coughed up the pesos to commission this couch surfer for 37 minutes. Most of the time these non-herpes having types don't tend to give up the goods for small talk and a Netflix movie. Trust me, I've been to south Florida.
If your the kind of man that can enjoy white girls giving back to a marginalized community, then this is the video for you. Don't give a fuck about philanthropy? Then perhaps [another video showcasing women's talent] suits you better.
Face reveals take a backseat when you're built like this. It's like Thanksgiving dinner. Once the meat hits the table, zero fucks are given about all those sides.
That look at the 2:25 mark. It's like the last remaining neuron in his brain suddenly activated again, and then immediately committed suicide when it realized what the fuck was going on. You can't Reddit poll your way out of this one, Stewart.
