Good luck catching a glimpse of tier-A poon like this around the corner from Pizza Hut express. It might be time for me to dust off the ole passport and start getting that cultural diversity CNN is screeching about. [MORE OF HER HERE]
Not sure what actually happened here, but it doesn't look like an unannounced serving of Jossepi's homemade alfredo sauce was the reason for a time out. If you listen closely, it sounds like a neighbor was tired of the female's mating calls.
Halfway into this you may say to yourself: I haven't come across so much reason to develop erectile dysfunction on purpose since going down the lore on [this social media creature]. It truly is an unfortunate day to have functioning eyes.
Installing the "deprive myself of oxygen until I have the IQ of a bowl of spaghetti-o's" expansion pack may not be for everyone, but it's unquestionably a challenge.
Congratulations on managing to turn your penis into a freefall lifeboat. It's quite the achievement. Now if u could kindly drag that thing back to the petting zoo where it belongs it would be appreciated. Esmeralda seems to have hit her limit.
Pretty face. Clean skin. But what really activated my garbanzo bean is the length she's willing to go for the $20 bill in BuTTsniFFer69x's wallet. Take notes ladies: It's this kind of work ethic that makes you go from girl-friend to girl-wife instantly.
Getting to this level of comfortable may actually end up being a bad thing. Today it's hawkin Detroit's finest unwashed hamlog in front of a friendly bystander. Tomorrow, it's using city fire hydrants as portable enemas. Ask me how I know.
A few q's if you don't mind: What the fuck is this? Above average production value? Method acting? And most importantly, if I go through Comcast training, will I be able to fix this Internet faster than getting through to customer service?
The Nintendo Switch is a hybrid video game console, consisting of a console unit, a dock, and two Joy-Con controllers. Although it is a hybrid console, Nintendo classifies it as "a home console that you can take with you on the go".
I'm no expert, but we may be reaching critical levels of shamelessness here. Or as the Italians used to call it; "Exterminus Adversus Slutterdominous". disclaimer: Be sure not to say that three times or your furniture might start floating the room.
They're always cut out of the same template like some sort of conveyor belt of mediocrity. But she has nipple direction like Steve Buscemi has 20/80 vision & Im here for the explanation. Somebody ping Bill Nye, I wish to ejaculate scientifically.
The content creator turf war going on in the comments under this video is worth the click alone. The great family meme porn battle of 2027 is gonna be glorious.
23 years of positive thinking and rectal (in)tolerance have manifested themselves in a mint condition 2024 episode of live webcam failures, goofs and all around chucklefuck situations that probably didn't transpire as originally expected...
A stark contrast between this and your everyday HOA Karen. This one actually finishes you off after flappin her gums in your backyard for 27 uninvited minutes.
