• Pull My Winky

  He struts the streets with his cock out and purposely tries to collide with any females passing by. My hero.

  Date: 03/09/10 Views: 172,759 Category: GIF

• The Organic Butt Plug

  Assholes really aren't supposed to bend that way. I have a feeling the next shit she takes is gonna come out looking like a retarded starfish.

  Date: 02/02/10 Views: 130,033 Category: Objects

• Bubbles!

  She can blow bubbles with her twat. Yep. Just another one of the many perks of having been slam-fucked by 1500 different men.

  Date: 12/25/09 Views: 112,040 Category: LMAO

• Kid Catches Parents Fucking

  Dumbshit kid semi-accidentally stumbles upon his dad (Don Vito/Santa) getting his dick sucked for the first in over a decade. Fuckin cockblocker.

  Date: 11/29/09 Views: 181,943 Category: Parents

• Dude Films His Mom Shitting

  I'm gonna go ahead and file this under 'incest'. Filming momma make a #2 is flat out fuckin wrong. Unless your mother happens to be that zesty little slut from Veronica Mars. By all means, record everything.

  Date: 11/16/09 Views: 262,222 Category: Incest

• Multipurpose Fire Extinguisher

  Neat trick but I fear that might void the warranty. Play it safe and stick with stick 2 liter Mountain Dew bottles. Always feels good to recycle.

  Date: 06/30/09 Views: 121,285 Category: Objects

• Photoshop Is Her Best Friend

  You guys should see my Myspace head shots. I beat these bitches at their own game. Thanks to the blend tool, I look like one of the Jonas brothers and I'm pulling in 300 friend requests a day. Mostly older men but I'm not one too complain.

  Date: 06/25/09 Views: 149,096 Category: Picture

• Maggie Gyllenhaal Strip Searched

  You ever see Donnie Darko? Remember the bitchy older sister? Wanna see her get violated by a Chinaman suffering from small penis complex? Don't worry, I'll bring the popcorn.

  Date: 02/03/09 Views: 188,363 Category: Celebrities

• Big Dick Midget

  Okay so he's got be me beat by half an inch. But where I lack in size, I make up for in mobility. Bet you a hundred bucks that dwarf is incapable of doing my signature 'reverse pile driver' sex move. So beat that, motherfucker.

  Date: 01/17/09 Views: 159,878 Category: Midgets

• Fucked Up Boob Job

  Former playboy model Shauna Sand got a tit job and I have a sneaking suspicion that the doctor was blind. Her nipples are just a little fucked up!

  Date: 07/24/08 Views: 137,893 Category: Celebrities

• Worlds Hottest Midget

  She may look small but there's no cock too big for this little whore. Watch and then you'll understand.

  Date: 07/02/08 Views: 242,986 Category: Midgets

• Britney With No Bra

  Her face is busted and she has the hairline of 60 year old man, but her titties still appear to be perky. I'd fuck her and just pretend it was Christina Aguilera.

  Date: 02/16/08 Views: 144,594 Category: Celebrities

• I Would Fuck Susan Sarandon

  Don't judge me. I don't need that shit in my life. Just look at her big 80 year old natties and imagine titty fucking them.

  Date: 02/05/08 Views: 168,923 Category: Celebrities