18 semesters of Namibian dance theory paid, and this is how you return the favor to ur parents, Becky? u r a disgrace to the once great town of Ballbag, Nebraska.
I'm wondering how many Grimmace milkshakes had to be sacrificed to make this moment possible. The number is most definitely somewhere between zero and 1.
Today's visuals couldn't get better if you slammed an Ambien cocktail and hit the boardwalk wearing nothing but a smile and Walmart's finest body spray. Speaking of NJ, not even [-carl-] would be caught inside whatever spawned in the last clip.
College life hits different when you're friend with benedicts puts out like Friday morning's trash. Bonus points for being on the all-margarita and plan-b diet.
Aften Opal. Not a common name you see around these parts. Probably because it sounds like her parents were knee deep in Runescape quests when they came up with it. And much like OSRS, you don't need a big rig to please her. More [HERE]
Girl is Lena Nitro. Guy is never getting another polish job like this ever again. The universe requires balance & the cholesterol level on this walrus is gonna prove it.
Almost 2 hrs of some guy hangin brain in every zip code, but not even 10 secs of him being bludgeoned with the bumper of a passenger car? Do better Europe.
Yeah I know what the title says on that site, but look at that chin on the lighter haired specimen and tell me it doesn't have a well-contributed 401k plan attached to it. Fuckin girl looks like Target sales make her cum harder than her costars.
Movie? Actress name? Proof that it smells like a 4-star Vegas hotel between those cheeks? Any information would be helpful because the backshots on this girl must sound like Afghanistan during the Bush administration and I need to hear it.
Pretty impressive tbh. Both him dragging that elephant sized anal probe around with him all day long, and her ability to survive the 1vs1 on DM-TheLongestYard.
15M views on TikTok, but resorts to being slam fucked by Curly Joe in between Call of Duty ranks. Dude's living the life, but some advice for Sarah McGiggleshits; Little less ketamine, little more brown submarine. (I'm talking about your asshole)
See that rush of fear around the 0:58 mark? That's the kind of reaction second only to a man that has miscalculated his maximum capacity for Mountain Dew Code Red in a public venue. And I think that's something we can all relate to.
Check the tat in photo #12. Wouldn't be my first choice is permanent decoration to accent my ass crack, but I'll roll with the fantasy if it gets me in smelling distance of this fatherless activity. Call me, I'll be gaining chromosomes [-here-]
Criticize all u want, but if it's 2AM in Frogballs Oklahoma - wtf else r u gonna do? Wait don't answer that. Let me jump my Dale Earnhardt edition Monte Carlo first.
A rousing assembly of women that don't believe teh night is over until their clout levels have reached unmeasurable proportions. Reminiscent of a reoccurring dream I keep having involving Brock Lesnar and Long John Silver’s Cocktail Sauce.
Contrary to his job title, alpha male'ing isn't exactly this guy's specialty. You could say his opportunities are more wasted than season 5 of The Walking Dead. But I assume that's a-okay when you can tack on "Clout Whisperer" to your resume.
Either I'm bad at keeping track of pornstar birthdays, or Gina Valentina's aunt Beatriz has been body doubling her scenes recently. What the fuck happened?
This site moves slower than my plumbing system after a spirited evening at P.F. Changs, but trust me... it's worth the wait to see Becky pulling off my patented all-night blowout maneuver. Also created after a spirited evening at P.F. Changs.
Not really sure what the fuck is going on here tbh. The body just got into college, but the face has been paying trailer park lot fees since the 80's. A.I. please help.
I don't know when the Gabbie Carter redemption arch started, but I'm all for it. Those early videos of hers were truly historical moments for me and my special edition bugle boy cutoffs, so lets soak this in before gravity calls for the rematch.
"Hungry Butt: When your rear end is starved of fresh air and eats your underwear and/or pants in an act of desperation. Also, when your ass is bigger than the pants surrounding it, therefore they stretch extra tightly into the pigeye area."
Great body. Exotic look. Even has the courtesy to scrub daddy her dirty walnut before doing the coney island cha cha. Now you know why wedding rings exist.
"When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool out of you. Even after you've taken so much collateral damage from jumping into unsolicited orgies, it's pushed your eyes further apart than the little mermaid” — Joan Rivers
