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  • Would You Give Her Anal?

    Kinda funny how she's griping about the instability of her implant. I'd be more concerned with the fact that even when it's correctly in place... it still looks like something out of an episode of Masters of Horror.

    Date: 12/14/12 Category: Prolapse

  • From Bad To... Kinda Bad?

    Apparently this is Bailey Jay, the Vita Don Teese of chicks w/ dicks. I'm not so sure. Some will look at this and see a beautiful shemale, all I see is that goofy fuck from Saving Silverman.

    Date: 08/30/12 Category: Gallery

  • Proud Of Her Ruined Butthole

    This is her 3rd anal tattoo. First 2 featured the names of her ex-lovers. Hey lady, men come and go. How about for this 3rd one you get something that won't be changing anytime soon - "stupid pug-faced whore".

    Date: 08/16/12 Category: Tattoos

  • That's My Asshole, ASSHOLE!

    There's a very thin line between making love and balls-deep cornholio slaughterage. Where that line lies, I do no know, but I can sure as fuck tell you this greasy Estonian sure as fuck crossed it.

    Date: 05/31/12 Category: Anal

  • Tampon FAIL

    Hey Christina. Here's a concept for your next big song. It's called "I Used To Be Hot But Now My Face Looks Bloated Like Newt Gingrich's Asshole & I Cant Stop My Vagina From Leaking V8 Splash". Straight from the soul.

    Date: 01/31/12 Category: Celebrities

  • Crippling Orgasms WOOOO

    They call her Cytherea. I prefer the moniker 1 Trick Pony. Her only claim to fame is her ability to urinate while impersonating Michael J. Fox, aka a 'squirting orgasm'. Shit's faker than Carlos Mencia's green card.

    Date: 01/08/12 Category: Squirting

  • Do I Look Better Naked?

    How to make your silly art shit 100x better: do headshots on the left and close-ups of the asshole on the right. That's what people really want. To match a face to a turd cutter. Not American Apparel ads.

    Date: 12/15/11 Category: Picture

  • How To Hit The G-Spot

    This dude is the Gandalf of making women cum and today his knowledge is all open source. Just practice some of his teachings and I promise... your 'girlfriend' will never scream rape again.

    Date: 11/30/11 Category: Squirting

  • Maggie Gyllenhaal Strip Searched

    You ever see Donnie Darko? Remember the bitchy older sister? Wanna see her get violated by a Chinaman suffering from small penis complex? Don't worry, I'll bring the popcorn.

    Date: 02/03/09 Category: Celebrities

  • I Wanna Pork Sarah Palin

    McCain is 3 years over his life expectancy. He'll most likely die before even completing his first term. That would make Sarah Palin America's most supreme pussy.

    Date: 09/29/08 Category: Celebrities

  • Fucked Up Boob Job

    Former playboy model Shauna Sand got a tit job and I have a sneaking suspicion that the doctor was blind. Her nipples are just a little fucked up!

    Date: 07/24/08 Category: Celebrities

  • Britney With No Bra

    Her face is busted and she has the hairline of 60 year old man, but her titties still appear to be perky. I'd fuck her and just pretend it was Christina Aguilera.

    Date: 02/16/08 Category: Celebrities

  • I Would Fuck Susan Sarandon

    Don't judge me. I don't need that shit in my life. Just look at her big 80 year old natties and imagine titty fucking them.

    Date: 02/05/08 Category: Celebrities

  • Britney Forgets To Use Tampon

    She can still sit on my face. I'd lick her bloody vagina till my tongue fell off. Just kidding, that dirty goop whore has AIDS.

    Date: 02/01/08 Category: Celebrities