A lottta girls do a lotta desperate ass shit to keep their social media accounts popular... but risking the corona just just to keep buttsludge69 amused? That's a level of hoe-cope I hope to never meet outside of a Papa Johns bathroom stall.
Of all the story lines you could possibly choose from, expedited shipping would be last on my fucking list. Then again, so would paying autistic girls in Walmart gift cards to round out your threesome... so maybe I just don't see the vision.
I'm not even talking about the staged booze in her hand. I mean the necessity of being inebriated to go skin on skin with Trevor Phillips being much more potent than anything Budweiser could dream of cramming into a single serve bottle.
Body looks like a desk in Chicago classroom, but the face is still thriving. If she can continue keeping the needlework below the neckline, she'll be able to claim she's 18 years old for another two decades. And that's called investing in your future.
Apparently The Queen of Dragons has discovered a new way to supplement her income after the 8th season. I'm eagerly looking forward to the spinoff episodes.
Great ass. Clear skin. But what really activated my pinto beans is the length she goes for a couple thousand views and 1 comment from p00njabiw4rrior82x. Take notes ladies: It's this work ethic that makes you go from "girlfriend" to "girlwife".
Same guy teh hub. Apparently he's made quite a name for himself by power blasting any willing participant in a 20 mile radius. College level? Menopausal? It literally doesn't matter. If it's got 2 legs and purchases Vagisil, he'll get active.
Not even 3 minutes worth of video and I'm already left questioning the future human beings have on this planet. Remember: This is all pre-pandemic. #dead
Of all the unexpected fluids you can get blasted with in the backseat of a mid-range economy car, it's really not all that bad. People with friends that frequent the Dairy Queen drive-thru on a weekly basis know what I'm talking about.
There's only one reason people storyboard, shoot, edit and upload this kind of shit to the Internet. And it lives somewhere in between "I need to pay my taxes" and "$1 dollar pizza slices make me shit blood". Just three of life's little guarantees.
Yet another societal derelict proving anything and everything you come across on social media is about as real as Tyson vs. Paul. Moment of silence for the tier-3's.
The more inexperienced the college girl, the further they have to go for attention. A simple concept officially reinforced by this 97lbs of solid skankarooni. I'll put it this way: watching this forced me to drink Kettle One again. It's that caucasian.
All I learned from this is a 2-pack of Michelob Ultra gives all the confidence one needs to perform the fudge nudge. And today, all education is free. Practice what you see here and I promise those size-11 Tinder girls will never "LMAO" u again.
A trio of foreigners visiting America decide to participate in one of the west's most notable pastimes in recent history: Cuckolding within 500 yards of a 7-11.
I can't imagine what has to happen in life for you to trade oral sex for opioids. But I'm betting it involves the neighbor's cat and all 12 delicious flavors of Rice-a-Roni.
Upon closer inspection; my advice would be to stop worrying about further damage to your internals, and start wondering why the lips of your blown out o-ring seem to be growing some sort of subdermal chewing device. #drphil
