Gotta admit, this girl's body alone deserves way more attention than it's getting. Her tits alone are putting the entire SSRI industry on watch. More videos [HERE]
TikTok Porn: These zero effort chicks are about as exciting as an audio book of Alex Jones customizing a footlong at Subway. But throw in a few paywall'd parasocial relationships and suddenly they become a legends in the making.
I'm getting the impression this lady is no stranger to shotgunning a couple servings of Butthole du Jour after a succulent Chinese meal. But hit 88mph, and her brain damages faster than a Discord moderator DM's a bathtub streamer.
uhh I'm no expert, but I think it might be time to pack it up and find a safer hobby. Like... collecting Pokemon cards, or maybe building hydrogen bombs for example.
Sorry hungry peasants trapped under the inflation line. It seems all that lab meat has been diverted. Now if you'll excuse me... I have to watch Interstellar again.
Short of being an extra on Rocco's Retirement Village Tour (coming 2035) - I'm not sure how this talent comes in handy. Never knowing the feels of a consensual relationship maybe? An existence without having to shop for birthday gifts?
They should have attached some sort of disclaimer to this drug fueled fire hazard. Let me tell you something from experience my friends; Any time a woman hits double digit speeds, you're in fucking trouble. Approach technique with caution.
You can see her frantic postings here. Watching her bait the socially inept into a monthly subscription reminds me of a black widow documentary I saw once. All that's missing is David Attenborough and my bottomless bowl of chic fil a sauce.
Gotta be his wife. The 100 assaults posted to his channel all involve the same target. Considering the site he chose to upload to, you'd expect at least one incident involving adult diapers and a petting zoo. But nope; it never happens.
25 exhilarating seconds featuring an open-palmed mushroom strike, face down humiliation and me wondering why the fuck people even put the effort into uploading this nonsense. In 2022 we need penetration, or violence... or cocanium.
Is nut shaming a thing? It's probably easier to adopt Swahili than trying to keep up with today's Twitter dictionary, so excuse me if it actually is. What I do know is her look at the 4:00 mark means the situation is not bussin, fr fr no capitals.
Hate to break your skid row fantasy, but homegirl isn't a vagrant. I actually still remember when this video first circulated; When desensitization was still a thing and public acts actually shocked people. Now nothing short of parallel parking a mini cooper into somebodies asshole gets the blood flowing. [ full version here ]
1) That Resident Evil show on Netflix 2) Electric Vehicles 3) Whatever fucking noise is coming out of this autistic gremlin's mouth. It may not be in order, but these are undoubtedly the top three erection deflating moments of 2022.
Jell-o has spent over 130 years trying to market jiggle like this and have seemingly failed miserably. Turns out all you need is a one-bedroom apartment in Lithuania and growing up without a father to really capture maximum chlamydia velocity.
2:00 AM, face down and dressed like she just got done cleaning a traveling circus bathroom with her bare hands. If that isn't enough to bring your chicken nugget to maximum crispiness, then you clearly haven't spent a weekend in Romania.
Imagine thinking you're going to get a few warm up rounds, and before you can get your last gulp of Starbies down you're already dodging an onslaught of haymakers. Possible life reflection moment happening in real time around 21:46.
Step sister, third cousin, disabled mental patient that smells like expired mashed potatoes; You degenerates can label this video with whatever tags you want, nothing short of contracting buttpox is stopping a dive below that waistline.
A question for the gentleman who choose this method as an introduction to anal for their significant other: What exactly is your pregame vetting process? Seems to me locking her into the floor keeps you in the soft serve blast zone at all times.
