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  • No Way this Actually Happened

    Made me think about the underground sludge deathcore viking metal show I saw last week. It went from casual music festival, to full blown AIDS epidemic when 1 reckless cunt turned her vj into a full serve car wash. I YELP'd the venue 5-stars.

    Date: 03/27/23 Category: WTF

  • Mom Knows Best

    If only Marvel put as much effort into a post-End Game movie, as this group did into exploring the midlife crisis of a fictitious soccer mom. Just trap Ant Man in Woodman's ass and film the escape for 2 hours. #stillbetterthanQuantumania

    Date: 03/15/23 Category: Hot

  • Delete This Immediately

    At this point, I don't even question human behavior. The only thing separating us from being narrated by David Attenborough, are complicated sneakers and semi-automatic weapons. Turns out the Internet may have been a mistake after all.

    Date: 03/12/23 Category: WTF

  • The Absolute Disrespect

    If Home Depot's summer savings make you cum this much; seek assistance.

    Date: 02/16/23 Category: Public

  • Cute Face, Unfortunate Tits

    Those deflated pigskins look pretty rough for a 20-something year old and the rest of her collection screams Double Wide Pride. Free tip m'lady; Spend less money on the "I NEED CUM" rubber stamps, and more on a fucking vacuum.

    Date: 02/15/23 Category: LMAO

  • Too Big? TOO BAD!

    25° west deviation on a guy that needs all of his Levi's custom tailored? Maybe going into this battle unarmed wasn't the noble move you originally thought...

    Date: 02/11/23 Category: Beefy

  • She Filed For Divorce A Week Later

    → convinces wife to fuck other men
    → turns out she's actually into it
    → leaves her beta husband
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    Date: 02/07/23 Category: Cuck

  • Marked for Life

    Linking this for the comment section below. Check out the ongoing meltdown e-fight she's having with other users. Something about a girl Internet screaming "YOURE IDIOT!" at "Mrhugec0ck" really drives home the authenticity for me.

    Date: 01/30/23 Category: WTF

  • The Consequences of Cuckolding

    Windows Movie Maker, 240p resolution and less testosterone than a Mazda Miata. The only combination more deadly than freebasing the colonel's secret recipe.

    Date: 01/25/23 Category: Webcams

  • Practice = Perfect

    As my closest hispanic acquaintance would say; "she's for the streets"

    Date: 01/23/23 Category: Public

  • College Night Vibe

    Full(er) version

    Date: 01/21/23 Category: Hot

  • Convincing Random Men to Fuck

    Had to look up our guide to stranger danger because I couldn't remember the last time I saw her put new content out. It seems she quit a while back, and that's a shame. Those Tinder videos she was making were borderline medical journals.

    Date: 01/16/23 Category: Cuck

  • Strip Club Peer Pressure is Real

    At first I thought we were finally getting a sequel to Feminist Attacks Cocky Stripper. Unfortunately she's not even close to being a copycat of the flank shanking legend, leaving the deep void in my heart unfulfilled yet again. #sad

    Date: 01/10/23 Category: Voyeur

  • The $10 Dollar Experience

    #of: For half the cost of a Raising Cane's combo meal, u too can be subjected to whatever toxicology violations are lurking behind those master class Double-D's.

    Date: 01/02/23 Category: Hot

  • She's a Survivor

    Nine+ minutes of Emberlynn cosplaying as a stuffed holiday ham (southern style). Pretty remarkable performance, that's safe to say is not a once in a lifetime event.

    Date: 12/29/22 Category: Big Dicks

  • Before and After OnlyFanz

    "She's a seductress, she's a siren, she's a virgin, she's a whore"

    Date: 12/21/22 Category: Teen (18+)

  • The Destroyer of Ass II

    Another historical moment that turned Pierre Woodman into the Terminator we know him as today. These deteriorating VHS tapes really do belong in a museum.

    Date: 12/20/22 Category: Anal

  • "i brought my girlfriend to a gloryhole"

    Last Yelp Review: ★★★☆☆: Service was fast, but I got syphilis. Will not return.

    Date: 12/18/22 Category: Public

  • "my boyfriend broke up with me over this"

    Not everyone has this affinity for high prioritizing siphoning the python over a meaningful long lasting relationship. That's cuz not everyone is Anna Chambers

    Date: 12/15/22 Category: WAT