Carolina Sweets. Picrel seems to be taken during the short window of her adult life when the letters BBC weren't in her vocabulary. I'm talkin literal 14 inch hog hammers that need permits to pass through airport security. War has changed.
Victoria Bliss on the hub. The original video seems to have vanished, but luckily we still have the remnants of what happens when a group of erections goes flat simultaneously and lashes out together. That's what I call community service.
I can't prove it, but girl in white definitely lost her virginity to an Elden Ring action figure, and the other might doing this to feed her family. Either way - no refunds.
Here it is; A collection of broskis that last about as long as I do during a Marvel movie released after End Game. Normally these misfits would be thrown into the compost pile and forgotten, but these speedruns need to be seen to be believed.
Broken English and dimly lit sexual acts that would be embarrassed to find themselves in a Quickcheck break room. Her name's Cora and when she's not getting diddled down at 4 inches per minute, she watches anime. Probably?
First attempts at delivering a beat down in meat town [1:53], a possible Resident Evil 4 cosplay [3:27] and a language barrier so ridiculous I might have to give the girl her own special section on this site in the future. [4:17] Like uh why even try?
Believe it or not at one point porn producers were getting real randos to fuck in exchange for a full keg & promise of being featured on collegefuckfest.com. How come we never know we're living in the best of times until they're over? #sad
Always the same shit with these frat bros: Target a soft 6, then try to time it just right to bust a nut while asking for directions to Wetzel Pretzel. Most victims want anonymity, but not this time. That's pre-porn Stella Cox & all I'm askin is: how tf?
Rarely do I say this... but she is a single crotch hair away from a Dunkin Donuts breakfast taco on my dime. Let the simp sleuth searching of her identity begin.
I thought this was your everyday girl for a second, but it's none other than Alexis Crystal practically being fucked into early retirement. More brain damage [HERE]
uhh forget the permeating aroma of sardines now trapped in mom's throw rug forever for a second; is that a mother fuckin Panasonic Gamecube behind her?
This is why u always round up your CVS bill to the next dollar. In the words of the world's greatest philosopher: “Whatever it takes to save the earth, 'cause granola girls, gets 'em all moist. Homeless girls too. They'll do anything for shelter." - CB
Made me think about the underground sludge deathcore viking metal show I saw last week. It went from casual music festival, to full blown AIDS epidemic when 1 reckless cunt turned her vj into a full serve car wash. I YELP'd the venue 5-stars.
An increasingly disturbing fetish keeps picks up more steam, but this time the female in question is a total right-swipe. Her snargleburger gets more attention than Elon Musk's Twitter and all I can do is wonder why. New Jersey's finest.
Taps out after 40 seconds of anal and can't take a cumshot without coughing up this morning's corn pops? Afraid that puts u on my no-fap blacklist. Somewhere between Joe Rogans podcast & the final episode of The Golden Girls. #standards
ex·per·i·menting:
· to try out new concepts or ways of doing things
· performing a scientific procedure, to determine something
· to let your parents find out what those clam baking classes were for
The e-thots of yesteryear did everything imaginable for nothing more than access to a bottomless keg. Twitter didn't exist, OnlyFans wasn't a thought; It was just a campus full of 18-year-olds on the hunt for their next case of rabid vaginitis.
It looks like someone trying to parallel park a Baskin Robbins truck in New York City. Which is ironic cause squinting from this angle reveals some sort of inbred squidward ice cream bar. Think about that before tagging in your tube sock.
