Consider this my open letter to classic connoisseurs out there: I will donate the entire $9.75 I made trading a Krypto Kitty that had down syndrome, to a local soup kitchen in exchange for a remake of this masterpiece. The ball is in ur court.
Your average classic case of "that wasn't filmed in america because the bullets are still in her gun". Now if only our domestic enforcement put this much effort into Perks for Perps, we might get one of those societies everyone talks about.
Carolina Sweets. Picrel seems to be taken during the short window of her adult life when the letters BBC weren't in her vocabulary. I'm talkin literal 14 inch hog hammers that need permits to pass through airport security. War has changed.
Victoria Bliss on the hub. The original video seems to have vanished, but luckily we still have the remnants of what happens when a group of erections goes flat simultaneously and lashes out together. That's what I call community service.
I could be wrong, but that's Stella Cox. Who seems to look uh... a little different in 2023. My comments have been reserved until the magician reveals her secret(s).
A moment between two sexually deranged, maniacal rugmunchers gets sidelined when one of the participants gets hit in the face with an unknown substance. The sniff test at 4:37 really drives home the need to remove asparagus from her diet.
I can't prove it, but girl in white definitely lost her virginity to an Elden Ring action figure, and the other might doing this to feed her family. Either way - no refunds.
Here it is; A collection of broskis that last about as long as I do during a Marvel movie released after End Game. Normally these misfits would be thrown into the compost pile and forgotten, but these speedruns need to be seen to be believed.
The Pornhub verification kind of goes out the window when get to the 13:15 mark and see the garden gnome involved in this audacious behavior. Just what in the sweet home Alabama piss weasel mating season bullshit are we witnessing here?
No reasons given, just a friend with benedicts that seems to enjoy the apathy for slurping turtle so much she insists on it being documented and put online? Weird.
Broken English and dimly lit sexual acts that would be embarrassed to find themselves in a Quickcheck break room. Her name's Cora and when she's not getting diddled down at 4 inches per minute, she watches anime. Probably?
A service bulletin for our lady viewers. Next time you feel like exposing your blown out tator tot to the general public, be sure to load up TikTok live first. Maybe you'll discover something you all lack; sophistication motherfuckers.
I've seen this girl on every site from Chaturbate to teh hub over the past 10 years, and her role is different every time. One day she's the cousin and not even 24hrs later she gets promoted to sibling. The range of her acting ability is remarkable.
First attempts at delivering a beat down in meat town [1:53], a possible Resident Evil 4 cosplay [3:27] and a language barrier so ridiculous I might have to give the girl her own special section on this site in the future. [4:17] Like uh why even try?
Another one of those "big if true" moments. Which means the overlayed caption is fake, she's nobodies mom and the only loser... is Cody Rhodes. #rip dreamers.
I'm down for giving your all... but she might be on another level. It seems the closer she gets to literal brain damage, the more lubricated she becomes (3:30)
Believe it or not at one point porn producers were getting real randos to fuck in exchange for a full keg & promise of being featured on collegefuckfest.com. How come we never know we're living in the best of times until they're over? #sad
Always the same shit with these frat bros: Target a soft 6, then try to time it just right to bust a nut while asking for directions to Wetzel Pretzel. Most victims want anonymity, but not this time. That's pre-porn Stella Cox & all I'm askin is: how tf?
