A twelve minute tutorial on the benefits of being single, or the effects of an ever increasing usage of high fructose corn syrup in western cuisine? Why not both?
Had to look up our guide to stranger danger because I couldn't remember the last time I saw her put new content out. It seems she quit a while back, and that's a shame. Those Tinder videos she was making were borderline medical journals.
Somethin about the most notorious rectal ranger in ama porn being sHoCked & ShaGriNeD at her BF walking in on a moment of bean flickering seems pretty bush league to me. That butthole stay bloomin like an Outback appetizer tho.
Today's menu? Uninsurable throat damage, the strongest rectum in Texas, more chain mail than Scott Steiner's closet, a recipe banned from 78% of Gordon Ramsay's restaurants and an erection even Penn and Teller can't explain to you.
At first I thought we were finally getting a sequel to Feminist Attacks Cocky Stripper. Unfortunately she's not even close to being a copycat of the flank shanking legend, leaving the deep void in my heart unfulfilled yet again. #sad
Probably about as legit as Texas Roadhouse employee's washing their hands, but I do admire her dedication to the scene. The facial expressions are on point, and that smoke stack is winking like George Costanza after going 1v1 with a grapefruit.
Desperate college girls and 40-year-olds with TikTok accounts; It's a combination second only to Diet Dr. Shasta and Trader Joe's patio chips. (trust me). In other words: It's a safe bet that everybody was harmed during the making of this video.
Opioid addiction or some sort of protest until the McRib is brought in as a regular menu item? I can't confirm or deny either argument, but the complete lack of fucks given by her McWaitress makes me think she's an Inhmanity regular. sup?
#of: For half the cost of a Raising Cane's combo meal, u too can be subjected to whatever toxicology violations are lurking behind those master class Double-D's.
Almost got her to perform the coveted 180ยบ eye roll maneuver halfway into this tutorial for making grammas old fashioned mashed potatoes (depression era). And for that, I and the CEO of Depends Undergarments for Adults thanks you.
Nine+ minutes of Emberlynn cosplaying as a stuffed holiday ham (southern style). Pretty remarkable performance, that's safe to say is not a once in a lifetime event.
Props to the guy piping this one down. I haven't seen a 78lb girl this interesting since the time I was caught defecating in a Starbucks drive thru in protest to my blonde roast getting served hot. I specifically said ICED, Becky-lynn. More HERE.
Out of all the ways to catch an incurable disease on New Jersey's coastline, this actually only ranks #2 on the list. Our man is still 3 orders of deep fried Oreos and an Atlantic City hooker away from securing his gold medal. Shoot for the stars.
Yeah uh... so is this what SoCiAL eXpErImEnTs have evolved into? Because if I've lived to the point where park benches have become more dangerous than a dimly lit alleyway after dark in a big city, we may have a problem on our hands/mouths.
Another historical moment that turned Pierre Woodman into the Terminator we know him as today. These deteriorating VHS tapes really do belong in a museum.
Not everyone has this affinity for high prioritizing siphoning the python over a meaningful long lasting relationship. That's cuz not everyone is Anna Chambers
Normally this kind of attempt at public depravity would be immediately thrown into the compost pile for wasting our time. But I'm told this lunatic is legit, and has a history of freebasing randoms along her journey. Big rofl @ the 1:33 mark.
