I was wondering what happened to the dreads girl at the :30 mark. Turns out she changed her name, but is [- still going strong -] Consider hitting up her page and adding a few clicks to her depressingly low engagement. That ass deserves more.
Dude's got the length-to-girth ratio of a Chevrolet El Camino, and she's diving in genitals first. I haven't seen donkey exploitation this egregious since eating the wrong plate of brownies and accidentally watched Shrek 3 47 times in a row.
From this angle it looks like the kind of video set up by a guy 1 bent rare Pokemon card away from having a complete nervous breakdown. Lesson learned... I guess?
What in the Tennessee whore house is going on here? Amphetamines? Autism? An unhealthy addiction to Abercrombie Labor Day sales? idk. but a sequel seems less likely than Lizzo being type casted outside of a Max Hardcore tribute movie.
That 11-8 probably hits different when your floor manager acts like shucking his corn cob is a social activity. A note to all Burger King employees reading this: pls do not attempt. Chicken fries are all I have left to look forward to in this life.
Sleep on xhamster comments and you miss gems like this: "Pplummer69: Done this a good bit myself with homeless girls living in buildings here in town fucked and used them real good for just a few $$$. I live in Johnstown Pennsylvania"
I could be in the minority here, but Barnum & Bailey should be kept as far away as possible from any and all sexual situations. If I wanted to be repeatedly violated by a clown, I'd pay for a day trading discord. Pretty amazing body tho. RELEVANT
500 pesos spent on a gUrLz tRiP... only to end up getting swarmed by the local freelance gynecologist. Something about the return on investment seems fucky.
The side effects of letting a complete stranger turn his power level to +skidrow abortion before going Hiroshima on ur wife's dirty corncob? Literally nothing. In fact, this might prove without doubt; the inner walls of her anus are nuclear proof.
Impressive reasoning here. "muh vag is too tight for recreational use, so I'll make up ground and double butter the brown bagel." Math may not be her strong point.
"My talent know more about you than you. You stupid bitch."
"I'm a fuckin professional, and you're just a whore."
"You're just here to choke on cock right?"
Pusèy Clogusious inadvertently foils the master plan of Adam22's side chick when he convinces her to go live mid-smackdown. Her response? Gigglin like she found an extra tender in her 4-piece Chic-fil A to go box. Relationships shlamationships.
I said it before, and I will say it again: is she green screening her husband with multiple overlays to make it look like the local janitor union is lining up to get their own serving of butt crabs to go? Technology may have peaked before A.I.
What in the fucking Doogie Howser, M.D. are we seeing here? I'd give him the big W for going the distance... but no amount of THOT slaying in the world is going to change the unfortunate genetic make up of that boogie board he calls a body.
Honestly, simulated sister banging needs more goofballs like this. Especially if they involve [-Aubry Babcock-] cringing her way through another gigagasm.
Turns out 67,000 incestuous porn videos may have lied to us after all. Dare to make contact with your bloodline after the sun goes down in rural Alabama and this might be the Tales From the Crypt Halloween Special you walk in on. wut?
Normally I'd be the first to out this as being faker than the tip I left a Door Dasher that dropped $75.00 worth of Del Taco (see: 1 value meal). But I did the research, and turns out these 2 share more DNA than Gene Simmons in the 70's. [more]
