That's odd. The day walker is one of the most elusive creatures on our planet, so you'd think their survival skills would be more honed than this. Clearly a skill issue.
These stories have not been embellished, because - they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of the average degenerate human being sharing this planet with you. Except that last one. Oh yes, there will be blood.
Becky Buttholowski has all her yappin instantly silenced when the official United States immigration policy shows up & has a word or 2 with her. No negotiations.
Slavic degen films her 397th brother-buster video and expects us to get lost in teh story. Let me tell you something Natasha; unless ur that underwater bullshit in MGS 2 or the bottom of a Five Guys cajun fries cup, I am disoriented by no man.
I shouldn't speak on behalf of females thanks to my unkempt eggbag and an addiction to White Castle french toast sliders... but I think have an idea how life gets to this point. And reparing it begins with uninstalling League of Legends.
The (actual) original post was by a homie that claimed he was going to "try cuckolding" but things quickly turned into an all out free-for-all the moment her Lululemon's hit the floorboards. A moment of silence for Brad's ex-relationship.
If anything this is worth watching for the C-level acting job done by Tunaboat Tommy and his goof fuck friend at the end. I've seen better presentations from dropouts of the Macho Man community College of Performing Arts. #oohyeah
Can't really give you the exact time these videos were filmed, but the aroma of Blockbuster microwaveable popcorn butter should be a good indicator. #vintage
If that isn't the look of a girl that's said "i' use dijon mustard as lubricant with for neighbor's mailbox" at Thanksgiving dinner, u can slap my bag & call me Sally. Now flip her over - I don't think Lorenzo got enough AIDS during his first pump.
That's not an actual quote from the video, but it should be. It seems Susana is having a little trouble with broski's maximum depth potential. And by trouble, I mean the kind of organ rearrangement Art The Clown would be impressed by.
It's not often you see me hyping, but [this girl] is different. The rare combo of beansprouting and a well maintained bassoon has me rating her performance 3 balls up. I just might have to pony up this month's Charmin money to go private.
