Saved up all of his Hanukkah nickles for his favorite street performer, only to be left at half mast and dryer than an asshole full of sand paper. The dream is dead.
You may not like it, but this is happening behind every deep fryer across the fast food chains of America. Having personally worked at Wendy's for 1.5 hours of my previous life, mark my words; Don't order the chili. And don't go to Wendy's.
25° west deviation on a guy that needs all of his Levi's custom tailored? Maybe going into this battle unarmed wasn't the noble move you originally thought...
2:20 mark for this one. Bobby Lee drops 6 years worth of Steam Gift cards on one of the businesses top prospects, only to be met with the same kind of disgust I get when trying to pay for sex with nickles. I'm sorry I thought this was America?
I don't know wtf genre these 2 are going for, but brain-deprived Twitch streamer doesn't exactly get the mushroom growing imo. More [here] if that's your thing.
Zero evidence of her calcium levels, but judging by this performance one must assume they are in tip top shape. It's kind of a stark contrast for this website, considering the skeleton videos they normally post end in a very different way.
Attend a budget bachelor party in Las Vegas on any given Friday, and you're sure to end up touchin tips with a girl that dispenses more threatening fluids than a Mountain Dew vending machine. And today my friends, there is no exception.
This one's been around a while, but I still say it's legit. If I learned anything from my Grandpappy, it was his knowledge of middle-aged white women from the pacific northwest and their ruthless appetite for unannounced street meat.
Is there some sort of correlation between 'popular simp army of girls' and sex acts less interesting than Harrison Ford getting 15 unsupervised minutes with a garden gnome? These hype machines never seem to deliver. Someone prove me wrong?
Of all the reasons to leave Avatar 2 with a swamped ass, this was last on my list. Now have some respect and keep this shit in whatever theater M3GAN is playing.
Linking this for the comment section below. Check out the ongoing meltdown e-fight she's having with other users. Something about a girl Internet screaming "YOURE IDIOT!" at "Mrhugec0ck" really drives home the authenticity for me.
The narration is def. bullshit trying to scam you. The prequel to a Manchurian Gas Mask that follows however, is real. So go ahead and consider this a bipartisan fap.
How does one prepare for such a thing? I am only accepting answers that have nothing to do with authentic South American chimmichanga bowls & flag poles.
Crossing both legs at the ankles with blood pressure at it's maximum, while begging for mercy only 3 inches away from the toilet is the kind of pain I can relate to so... I understand. Unrelated p.s. : bring back JACK3D's original formula.
Public restrooms + stepping in unidentified fluids. Not exactly the most shocking combination. But I'll say this; Those tits are marvelous. Just big enough to become an OnlyFans millionaire, not big enough to create another Hulk Hogan hate crime.
I'm not exactly sure how these scenarios materialize, but I'll take a stab at it: [Guy 1]: "hey we should pretend my african american acquaintance is a delivery guy & i'll walk in on him clam bashing u"[Girl 1]: "huh?"[Guy 2]"aite" Many such cases.
