The 'ole pile driver into ass-to-mouth combination maneuver. A true hood classic. One that has undoubtedly led to better things for solid 8's all across the nation.
Can you believe we've reached this point? Where these day-1 creators go to the extreme lengths of pumping their gashes full of synthetic sea lotion to bait views? Maybe try out the Vietnam Hand Grenade next time. Authenticity is important.
A classic exploit by Mya Lane. If you're wondering what she's been doing for the past 5 years you'll be happy to know not even pregnancy was enough to put her on the shelf. Or public shaming. Or wtfever this cowboy beebop bullshit is.
First dude was def. trying to sneak one past the goalie. An apparent breaking point for a woman that considers spitroasting one of the 5 major food groups.
What has worse camerawork than the og Blair Witch and leaves you wondering who the fuck wants this? No it's not Cloverfield, but refunds should be issued.
Mobilized midgets, successfull autocunnilngus and the recreation of a maneuver that put Okinawa on the map. Probably safe to say this hodgepodge is more well rounded than a Golden Corral dinner special. More? PARTS: [-1-] [-2-] [-3-] [-4-]
Krystal Boyd for the uncultured swine out there. She was the poster girl for Euro trip rectal tearing anonymous orgy fantasy porn during the Internet's renaissance phase. And may have single-handley turned Kleenex into a billion dollar company.
Abhorrent use of gas station boner sauce, a storyline that doesn't care about writers strikes and wallpaper only a Babushka could love. If this doesn't at least get nominated for this years Grammy Emmy Oscar awards, I'll be left in shambles.
Promise a future of earning $40 and all that "i'm waiting for marriage" talk fades. That's what we all want to see in the end: A confident girl that can beat the odds.
Consider this my open letter to classic connoisseurs out there: I will donate the entire $9.75 I made trading a Krypto Kitty that had down syndrome, to a local soup kitchen in exchange for a remake of this masterpiece. The ball is in ur court.
Your average classic case of "that wasn't filmed in america because the bullets are still in her gun". Now if only our domestic enforcement put this much effort into Perks for Perps, we might get one of those societies everyone talks about.
Carolina Sweets. Picrel seems to be taken during the short window of her adult life when the letters BBC weren't in her vocabulary. I'm talkin literal 14 inch hog hammers that need permits to pass through airport security. War has changed.
Victoria Bliss on the hub. The original video seems to have vanished, but luckily we still have the remnants of what happens when a group of erections goes flat simultaneously and lashes out together. That's what I call community service.
I could be wrong, but that's Stella Cox. Who seems to look uh... a little different in 2023. My comments have been reserved until the magician reveals her secret(s).
A moment between two sexually deranged, maniacal rugmunchers gets sidelined when one of the participants gets hit in the face with an unknown substance. The sniff test at 4:37 really drives home the need to remove asparagus from her diet.
