The original file is fratparty.mp4 but that's obviously a misspelling. Judging by her bloodtype being Type-WhiteClaw, I bet that brapper was one harmony away from auditioning for American fucking Idol before she fell asleep in that bathtub.
Nothing says "committed girlfriend" quite like a limited case of whiplash Let's just say... this chicken head's probably seen more cock than an Alabama hen house.
Her dirt tulip is at maximum pucker, and smaller than the cock of an Eskimo in February - so what the fuck was she thinking? And more importantly, where is the apology video of him trying to justify this in front of a 240p TikTok green screen?
Skeptics are gonna have a fuckin field day with this one but try to be optimistic. It makes it much, much easier to manhandle your own ham candle. Trust me, brah.
Just what in the Tennessee family reunion at Denny's is going the fuck on here? Without context, I'm not sure if this is amateur porn or the start of Covid-20.
The last time I saw a girl this desperate for attention in walking distance of a Taco Bell, I had to look up the Spanish words for "help", and "ambulance" and "bitch relax, I'll get you Baja Blast if my supreme combo comes with 2 drinks okay?"
Ever seen a professional cocksmith go from smiling to disgusted this quickly before? She's pretty good at hiding it but lemme tell you... it's all fun and games until you're face-to-gut with a man that has the sexual endurance of a sloth.
Just a PSA for those folks in Texas: This is that moment when your $30-per-night discount room ends up being the Herbert the Pervert's special pricing for fertile girls between the ages of 18-21, not the deal of the century you originally thought.
Women nowadays are scared to coast through a Dunkin Donuts drivethru without glazing their faces in 20 minute Youtube makeup tutorials. And then there's these girls... who run out of fucks to give after the 3rd Shirley Temple.
Yeah youre kinda hot... but the "anything goes" part of your quest for clout begins and fucking ends the moment your piss puddle cosplays as an alarm clock. #gag
In a society where your social tramp score can be measured by how many OnlyFans videos you've uploaded... you have to ask yourself why one would still seek the attention and risk of clam-bathing in front of strangers during rush hour.
Referring to that Guatemalan tire rotation she calls an ass. Sum bitch looks like he performed it crosseyed with whatever he found in a Home Depot dumpster lolol
In what seems to be an effort to ultimately rent her asshole out as an airport hangar, siswet has once again pushed the envelope on what is considered 'regular rectology'. This time, taking Keemstar straight into the promised land.
Short of being a drug mule, I'm not sure how else this talent comes in handy. Never knowing the suffers of constipation maybe? An existance without fear of eating Kraft Singles 64-slices at a time... maybe that's the life for me after-all.
Dare to browse the depths of publicly uploaded porn sites and this is the cesspool of shit you'll come across. The kind of footage that is not only questionable, but encouraged by the most degenerate hotdog connoisseurs inside the Internet.
Skip to the 7:25 mark. Look man - Exploration in the bedroom is one thing. Ending the night with a worse aftertaste than White Castle's breakfast menu is another. Seek help. And grab me a Castle Pack with a fruit punch on the way back, thx bro.
wow, I haven't seen this kind of perplexity since that time I took my collection of Canadian nickles on tour of Craigslists escort section. Think you seen confusion? Try paying a SBBWGFE-OUTCALL in a foreign currency, then you can talk to me.
