• Pull My Winky

  He struts the streets with his cock out and purposely tries to collide with any females passing by. My hero.

  Date: 03/09/10 Views: 172,697 Category: GIF

• The Organic Butt Plug

  Assholes really aren't supposed to bend that way. I have a feeling the next shit she takes is gonna come out looking like a retarded starfish.

  Date: 02/02/10 Views: 129,955 Category: Objects

• Hung Like A Hamster

  Even my chinchilla has a bigger cock than this chump. SUICIDE. NAO.

  Date: 12/26/09 Views: 172,443 Category: Small Cocks

• Kid Catches Parents Fucking

  Dumbshit kid semi-accidentally stumbles upon his dad (Don Vito/Santa) getting his dick sucked for the first in over a decade. Fuckin cockblocker.

  Date: 11/29/09 Views: 181,222 Category: Parents

• Dude Films His Mom Shitting

  I'm gonna go ahead and file this under 'incest'. Filming momma make a #2 is flat out fuckin wrong. Unless your mother happens to be that zesty little slut from Veronica Mars. By all means, record everything.

  Date: 11/16/09 Views: 260,721 Category: Incest

• Anna Nicole Smith Jr.

  Hottest prom photo ever.

  Date: 10/13/09 Views: 204,525 Category: Picture

• Multipurpose Fire Extinguisher

  Neat trick but I fear that might void the warranty. Play it safe and stick with stick 2 liter Mountain Dew bottles. Always feels good to recycle.

  Date: 06/30/09 Views: 121,213 Category: Objects

• Photoshop Is Her Best Friend

  You guys should see my Myspace head shots. I beat these bitches at their own game. Thanks to the blend tool, I look like one of the Jonas brothers and I'm pulling in 300 friend requests a day. Mostly older men but I'm not one too complain.

  Date: 06/25/09 Views: 149,039 Category: Picture

• Maggie Gyllenhaal Strip Searched

  You ever see Donnie Darko? Remember the bitchy older sister? Wanna see her get violated by a Chinaman suffering from small penis complex? Don't worry, I'll bring the popcorn.

  Date: 02/03/09 Views: 188,224 Category: Celebrities

• I Wanna Pork Sarah Palin

  McCain is 3 years over his life expectancy. He'll most likely die before even completing his first term. That would make Sarah Palin America's most supreme pussy.

  Date: 09/29/08 Views: 137,684 Category: Celebrities

• Worlds Hottest Midget

  She may look small but there's no cock too big for this little whore. Watch and then you'll understand.

  Date: 07/02/08 Views: 242,380 Category: Midgets